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“Does this bitch always talk in exclamation marks?”
“- Tom Beck: Doesn't anyone say please any more?
- Lloyd Gallagher: Please.
- Tom Beck: How can I refuse?
- Lloyd Gallagher: You can't.”
“- Walter: Why is everybody looking at me that way?
- Brian Mars: Because you're being asshole-ish.
- Walter: Well, it's very asshole-ish of you to say so!”
- Danila Bagrov: What means "How are you?"?
- Dasha-Marilyn: It means "How are you?".
- Danila Bagrov: Do they really mean this?
- Dasha-Marilyn: No, they do not.
- Danila Bagrov: Then why do they ask?
- Dasha-Marilyn: They just ask.
“- Sheriff: What can I do for you, fella?
- Tony Craig: First, you take your feet off the desk. Second, you take the cigar out of your mouth. And third, you stand up.”
“You can curtsy or not; that's your choice. There's nothing I can do about it... except have you beheaded, but that seems a bit extreme.”
“- Carolyn Carmichael: Wendell, please close your mouth when you chew!
- Wendell: Why can't you let me eat in peace for once?
- Carolyn Carmichael: Because you disturbing the peace! You eat like a pig and chew like a cow!”
“- Annie: Oh. Me and my friend. I met this girl at camp and we got really close. Practically like sisters. She was a lovely girl.
- Nick: ‘Lovely’? You seem to have gotten very proper all of a sudden. Still biting those nails.
- Annie: Dad! You noticed!
- Nick: Whaddya mean, noticed? You've been biting them since you got teeth.
- Annie: But I've...” (continue)(continue reading)
- Charles: Where's the bathroom? Or do you guys just open the door and pee?
- A.J. "Stoney" Stoneman: Down the hall, hang a left.
- Charles: Is there any soap?
- A.J. "Stoney" Stoneman: Why? Plan to pee on your hand?
“- Clark Griswold: Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way?
- Pimp: Fuck yo mama!
- Clark Griswold: Thank you very much.”
“- Harold: You sure have a way with people.
- Maude: Well, they're my species!”
“- Black Helmet Man: Loke, I am your mother!
- Loke Groundrunner: No!
- Black Helmet Man: Mama's gonna teach you some manners!”
“- Emma Rae King: Are you addressing me?
- Eddie Bichon: Yes.
- Emma Rae King: Well lick it, put a stamp on it, and mail it to someone who gives a shit.”
“- Teddy Barnes: Did your mother ever wash your mouth out with soap and water?
- Sam Ransom: Yeah, but it didn't do any fucking good.”
“You are different, Tommy. Very different. And I've discovered it isn't only a difference in manner and outward appearances. It's a difference in basic character.”
“You hung me out of a plane. You can tell a lot about a persons character by how they treat people they don't have to treat well.”
Nothing says "Happy anniversary, sweetheart" like rubber dog turds.
“- Stu: You are a fucking moron!
- Alan: Your language is offensive.
- Stu: Fuck you!”
“An officer and a gentleman does not strike a lady!”
“- Jenner: Hear me! The Thorn Valley Plan is the aspiration of idiots and dreamers! We... We were just talking about you.
- Justin: That's refreshing, Jenner, usually you're screaming about us.”