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“- Private Hudson: Maybe it's like an ant-hive?
- Private Vasquez: Bees, man. Bees have hives!”
“Are we limp and hard to manage?”
“- Ira: Hey, cool. Snag one.
- Harry: Snag one?
- Ira: Yeah, snag one and put it in the bucket.
- Harry: I've seen this movie, the black dude dies first. You snag it.”
“The Martians love Kuato. They think he's fucking George Washington.”
“- Bad Alien: I come in peace.
- Det. Jack Caine: And you go in pieces, asshole.”
“- Cassandra: Tell me the truth. Have you ever... made it with one of us?
- Matthew Sykes: No... unless I got drunk and somebody didn't tell me.
- Cassandra: Mmm. A virgin! I find that very arousing. You sure you haven't?
- Matthew Sykes: Um... there's lots of things I haven't done; that's not real high on my list. No... you know... don't take it...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Harry: Whoa, Doc! Don't take the leg! Ira, don't let them take my leg.
- Ira: Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete.
- Nurse Tate: Doctor, look!
- Dr. Paulson: It's headed for his testicles.
- Harry: Take it! Take it! Take the leg!”
“- David Freeman: What's this?
- Max: A very unpleasant creature.
- David Freeman: What's his problem?
- Max: He has a cold.”
“- Michael: You know how they say there are alligators in the sewers?
- Gertie: Alligators in the sewers.
- Mary: All we're trying to say is, maybe you just probably imagined it. It happened...
- Elliott: I couldn't have imagined it!
- Michael: Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something.”
“- Coleye: This is similar to the Martian incident of 1963.
- Armitan: Careful, stupid. Not only is that incident classified, it never happened!”
“You ever fuck a mutant?”
“What do I want to do? I want to blow a hole in your head and donate your organs to science, but I've got a few questions first.”
“I would never take advantage of a sexually immature species.”
“Guys, before we start the tape, one more thing - what's up with anal probing? I mean, do they really come billions of light years just to...”
“- Nurse Tate: I'll get the lubricant...
- Dr. Paulson: There's no time for lubricant!
- Harry: There's always time for lubricant!”
“I saw these things. I touched one of them. And... it wasn't some clunky steel can... like we would build. It glided. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.”
“- Dr. Stephen Arden: Have you found any other bodies?
- Xavier Fitch: No, we haven't not yet.
- Dan Smithson, Empath: You will. She's a predator. Her eyes are in front. Her eyes are in front so she can judge the distance to her prey.”
“- Harry: It's flying away! Is that a bad thing?
- Ira: Only if you're a human being.”
“I hope you're not gonna to take your skin off! 'Cause I really like skin on a woman!”
“- Harlan Griffith: There's no way you're telling me that thing back there is from Earth!
- Chris McCormick: All right! They're spiders from Mars! You happy?
- Harlan Griffith: No.”
“- Jay: You do know Elvis is dead, right?
- Kay: No, Elvis is not dead, he just went home.”