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“- Harris K. Telemacher: Ordinarily, I don't like to be around interesting people because it means I have to be interesting too.
- Sara McDowel: Are you saying I'm interesting?
- Harris K. Telemacher: All I'm saying is that, when I'm around you, I find myself showing off, which is the idiot's version of being interesting.”
“You guys are dumber than a box of hair.”
“I was dealing with something delicate, Otto. I'm setting up a guy who's incredibly important to us, who's going to tell me where the loot is and if they're going to come and arrest you. And you come loping in like Rambo without a jockstrap and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window. Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or...” (continue)(continue reading)
“If brains were birdshit you'd have a clean cage.”
“Don't call me dumb Barry, I may not be the smartest person in the world, but I'm not stupid.”
“- Cher: If it's a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, okay? Ask her questions.
- Elton: What's seven times seven?
- Cher: Stuff she knows.”
“- Dr. Walter Curnow: I feel so stupid. How do you say, 'stupid'?
- Maxim Brajlovsky: Durak!
- Dr. Walter Curnow: That's me.”
“Gentlemen, your average working man is not stupid. He just gets tired.”
“People, please refrain from further stupidity. You're wasting my bullets.”