“- Annette: I can't stand it! I'm losing my mind! Everywhere I look, there are heads!
- Tommy Spinelli: Shut up lady, Jesus Christ! You're not the only person on the planet with problems, OK? Shut it! Jesus, what a head case.
- Fern: Is that supposed to be a joke? Killer humor?”
Problems quotes
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“If a problem can be solved there is no use worrying about it. If it can't be solved, worrying will do no good.”
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“This is a tragedy! A fine young man has been struck down. God-fearing, church-going, never in trouble, graduating from high school, ready for college - and somebody comes along - some rich white people in a rich white man's car and wham! They run him down and never even stop. Now what are we going to do about these parking tickets?”
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“- Catherine: Are those people ok?
- Jerry Farrelly: No, they're not ok, they're guests on my show.” -
I love happy endings. You know, that's the problem with... the American cinema: can't handle any complexity in it, you know? "Don't make me think, I just wanna be entertained".
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“It doesn't take a genius to see that the world has problems.”
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“If there's one thing I know, it's never to mess with mother nature, mother in-laws and, mother freaking Ukrainians.”
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“Growing up is such a barbarous business, full of inconvenience... and pimples.”
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“You are the authority on what is not possible, aren't you Irene? They've got you looking for any flaw, that after a while that's all you see. For what it's worth, I'm here to tell you that it is possible. It is possible.”
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“You got problems now, Terry. You want trouble too?”
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“- Bob Roland: General Smith reports a gas attack. He wants to know what to do.
- Rufus T. Firefly: Tell him to take a teaspoonful of bicarbonate baking soda and a half a glass of water.”
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“- Gimli: Toss me.
- Aragorn: What?
- Gimli: I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me. ...Don't tell the Elf.
- Aragorn: Not a word.” -
“- CIA Officer: He shot Cox.
- CIA Superior: Good. Great! Is he dead?
- CIA Officer: No, sir. He's in a coma.
[CIA Superior grimaces]
- CIA Officer: They don't think he's gonna make it. They don't... they don't think, they're pretty sure he has no brain function.
- CIA Superior: Okay. Okay. If he wakes up we'll worry about it then. Jesus, what a...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“- Perceptor: Ultra Magnus, a cursory evaluation of Decepticon capability indicates a distinct tactical deficiency!
- Ultra Magnus: In other words, Perceptor...?
- Springer: We're outnumbered!”
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“- Lucy Pervensie: Everyone we knew - Mr. Tumnus and the Beavers - they're all gone.
- Peter Pevensie: I think it's time we find out what's going on.”
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