Problems quotes

“- Annette: I can't stand it! I'm losing my mind! Everywhere I look, there are heads!
- Tommy Spinelli: Shut up lady, Jesus Christ! You're not the only person on the planet with problems, OK? Shut it! Jesus, what a head case.
- Fern: Is that supposed to be a joke? Killer humor?”
Dyan Cannon - Annette Bennett
Joe Pesci - Tommy
Ernestine Mercer - Fern

“If a problem can be solved there is no use worrying about it. If it can't be solved, worrying will do no good.”
Jamyang Jamtsho Wangchuk - Dalai Lama, 14 Years Old

“This is a tragedy! A fine young man has been struck down. God-fearing, church-going, never in trouble, graduating from high school, ready for college - and somebody comes along - some rich white people in a rich white man's car and wham! They run him down and never even stop. Now what are we going to do about these parking tickets?”

John Lee Hancock - Reverend Bacon

“I've got an infinite number of places to go, the problem is where to stay.”
David Thewlis - Johnny

“- Catherine: Are those people ok?
- Jerry Farrelly: No, they're not ok, they're guests on my show.”

Krista Tesreau - Catherine Winicott
Jerry Springer - Jerry Farrelly

I love happy endings. You know, that's the problem with... the American cinema: can't handle any complexity in it, you know? "Don't make me think, I just wanna be entertained".
Ben Stiller - White Goodman

“- Rachel Lang: I don't think that I believe in it.
- English Teacher: Believe in what?
- Rachel Lang: Love.
- English Teacher: Then you have bigger problems than passing this class.”
Emily Bergl - Rachel Lang
David Lenthall - English Teacher

“It doesn't take a genius to see that the world has problems.”
Matthew Goode - Adrian Veidt

“- Gracie Hart: Excuse me what is your problem?
- Victor Melling: Problem?
- Gracie Hart: Yeah. I mean yes. I mean, have I offended you in some way? Because quite frankly you've been completely antagonistic since the second I walked through that door.”
Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart
Sir Michael Caine - Victor Melling

“We're part of the problem, and we also are part of the solution.”
Gene Grabowski - Himself

“If there's one thing I know, it's never to mess with mother nature, mother in-laws and, mother freaking Ukrainians.”
Gawtti - Skinny Pete

“Growing up is such a barbarous business, full of inconvenience... and pimples.”
Jason Isaacs - Captain Hook

“You had a leak? You call what's goin' on around here a leak? Boy, the last time there was a leak like this, Noah built hisself a boat.”
Wilford Brimley - Wells

“You are the authority on what is not possible, aren't you Irene? They've got you looking for any flaw, that after a while that's all you see. For what it's worth, I'm here to tell you that it is possible. It is possible.”

Ethan Hawke - Vincent Freeman

“You got problems now, Terry. You want trouble too?”
Dorian Harewood - Tommy

“What we need to do now is get focused and stop pointing fingers. You're a problem. You're a real, real problem.”
Vince Vaughn - Dave

“- Bob Roland: General Smith reports a gas attack. He wants to know what to do.
- Rufus T. Firefly: Tell him to take a teaspoonful of bicarbonate baking soda and a half a glass of water.”
Zeppo Marx - Bob Roland
Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly

“- Oscar Novak: As soon as we left the gallery, our cab caught on fire. Then, she elbowed me in the face. Then, we both threw up. Then, she slammed a car handle into my balls, okay? The entire night was a total disaster.
- Peter Steinberg: You're in love with her.
- Oscar Novak: Pretty much.”

Matthew Perry - Oscar Novak
Oliver Platt - Peter Steinberg

“- McBride: For a guy so fast on the disco floor, you sure are the slowest!
- Nick: I was just talking to Wendy.
- McBride: I thought you were going with the Hammond girl.
- Nick: You can't tell Wendy anything she doesn't want to hear.
- McBride: Wow, I wish I had your women problems!”
George Touliatos - McBride
Casey Stevens - Nick

“- Slick: I'm not going to bullshit you Pete. He ain't no brain surgeon all right. He took the SAT recently and scored a 520 out of a possible 1600.
- Pete Bell: 520? You get 400 for just spelling your name correctly.
- Slick: That's it, he messed up on his name.”

Cylk Cozart - Slick
Nick Nolte - Pete Bell

“- Gimli: Toss me.
- Aragorn: What?
- Gimli: I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me. ...Don't tell the Elf.
- Aragorn: Not a word.”

John Rhys-Davies - Gimli
Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn

“- CIA Officer: He shot Cox.
- CIA Superior: Good. Great! Is he dead?
- CIA Officer: No, sir. He's in a coma.
[CIA Superior grimaces]
- CIA Officer: They don't think he's gonna make it. They don't... they don't think, they're pretty sure he has no brain function.
- CIA Superior: Okay. Okay. If he wakes up we'll worry about it then. Jesus, what a...” (continue) (continue reading)
David Rasche - CIA Officer
J. K. Simmons - CIA Superior

“- Perceptor: Ultra Magnus, a cursory evaluation of Decepticon capability indicates a distinct tactical deficiency!
- Ultra Magnus: In other words, Perceptor...?
- Springer: We're outnumbered!”
Paul Eiding - Perceptor
Robert Stack - Ultra Magnus
Neil Ross - Springer

“- Lucy Pervensie: Everyone we knew - Mr. Tumnus and the Beavers - they're all gone.
- Peter Pevensie: I think it's time we find out what's going on.”
Georgie Henley - Lucy Pevensie
William Moseley - Peter Pevensie

“- Korean Mother: Ling-Ling, You walk right by Crazy Nail. No say hi me.
- Ling Ling: Hi mom.”
Jodi Long - Korean Mother
Maritza Murray - Keecia