Problems quotes

“You had a leak? You call what's goin' on around here a leak? Boy, the last time there was a leak like this, Noah built hisself a boat.”
Wilford Brimley - Wells

“You are the authority on what is not possible, aren't you Irene? They've got you looking for any flaw, that after a while that's all you see. For what it's worth, I'm here to tell you that it is possible. It is possible.”

Ethan Hawke - Vincent Freeman

“You got problems now, Terry. You want trouble too?”
Dorian Harewood - Tommy

“What we need to do now is get focused and stop pointing fingers. You're a problem. You're a real, real problem.”
Vince Vaughn - Dave

“- Bob Roland: General Smith reports a gas attack. He wants to know what to do.
- Rufus T. Firefly: Tell him to take a teaspoonful of bicarbonate baking soda and a half a glass of water.”
Zeppo Marx - Bob Roland
Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly

“- Oscar Novak: As soon as we left the gallery, our cab caught on fire. Then, she elbowed me in the face. Then, we both threw up. Then, she slammed a car handle into my balls, okay? The entire night was a total disaster.
- Peter Steinberg: You're in love with her.
- Oscar Novak: Pretty much.”

Matthew Perry - Oscar Novak
Oliver Platt - Peter Steinberg

“- McBride: For a guy so fast on the disco floor, you sure are the slowest!
- Nick: I was just talking to Wendy.
- McBride: I thought you were going with the Hammond girl.
- Nick: You can't tell Wendy anything she doesn't want to hear.
- McBride: Wow, I wish I had your women problems!”
George Touliatos - McBride
Casey Stevens - Nick

“- Slick: I'm not going to bullshit you Pete. He ain't no brain surgeon all right. He took the SAT recently and scored a 520 out of a possible 1600.
- Pete Bell: 520? You get 400 for just spelling your name correctly.
- Slick: That's it, he messed up on his name.”

Cylk Cozart - Slick
Nick Nolte - Pete Bell

“- Gimli: Toss me.
- Aragorn: What?
- Gimli: I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me. ...Don't tell the Elf.
- Aragorn: Not a word.”

John Rhys-Davies - Gimli
Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn

“- CIA Officer: He shot Cox.
- CIA Superior: Good. Great! Is he dead?
- CIA Officer: No, sir. He's in a coma.
[CIA Superior grimaces]
- CIA Officer: They don't think he's gonna make it. They don't... they don't think, they're pretty sure he has no brain function.
- CIA Superior: Okay. Okay. If he wakes up we'll worry about it then. Jesus, what a...” (continue) (continue reading)
David Rasche - CIA Officer
J. K. Simmons - CIA Superior

“- Perceptor: Ultra Magnus, a cursory evaluation of Decepticon capability indicates a distinct tactical deficiency!
- Ultra Magnus: In other words, Perceptor...?
- Springer: We're outnumbered!”
Paul Eiding - Perceptor
Robert Stack - Ultra Magnus
Neil Ross - Springer

“- Lucy Pervensie: Everyone we knew - Mr. Tumnus and the Beavers - they're all gone.
- Peter Pevensie: I think it's time we find out what's going on.”
Georgie Henley - Lucy Pevensie
William Moseley - Peter Pevensie

“- Korean Mother: Ling-Ling, You walk right by Crazy Nail. No say hi me.
- Ling Ling: Hi mom.”
Jodi Long - Korean Mother
Maritza Murray - Keecia

- Jay: Let's have a butt.
- Max: No thanks, I don't smoke.
- Ernie "Ice": They're very health conscious in Los Angeles.
- Jay: You got any cash? Hollywood?
- Max: No.
- Ernie "Ice": Gee, we don't get any smokes from you. We don't get any cash. What am I supposed to do with my afternoon?
- Max: Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose.
Tobias Jelinek - Jay
Omri Katz - Max
Larry Bagby - Ernie 'ice'

“- James Bond: In my business you prepare for the unexpected.
- Franz Sanchez: And what business is that?
- James Bond: I help people with problems.
- Franz Sanchez: Problem solver.
- James Bond: More of a problem eliminator.”
Timothy Dalton - James Bond
Robert Davi - Franz Sanchez

“The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.”
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to
begin with it's just compounding the felony.”
Robert Charles Benchley

“- Guthrie: Are you wanted by the police?
- Godfrey: That's just the trouble. Nobody wants me.”
Franklin Pangborn - Guthrie
William Powell - Godfrey

“I can't see with this thing on!”

Todd Bosley - Jake Berman

“- Gibbs:Not quite according to plan...
- Jack Sparrow: Complications arose, ensued, were overcome.”

Keira Knightley - Gibbs
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“- Olive: What's your problem?
- Rhiannon: You really want to know what my problem is?
- Olive: No, actually, that was a rhetorical question. I don't want to know anything from you.
- Rhiannon: We are not friends anymore.”
Emma Stone - Olive
Aly Michalka - Rhiannon

“- Kowalski: Sir, we may be out of fuel.
- Skipper: What makes you think that?
- Kowalski: We've lost engine one, and engine two is no longer on fire.”
Chris Miller - Kowalski
Tom McGrath - Skipper

“Mom, you said that the biggest problem in the universe is no one helps each other.”
Jake Lloyd - Anakin Skywalker

“- Ed Walters: You see, you have a Lucas type four generator on a 12-volt system, and you know the British. They'd rather spend time gluing wood on a dashboard than getting the electrical system right.
- James Moreland: Fascinating, but what is wrong with the car?
- Ed Walters: Well, my guess is your stroke is too short and you're getting...” (continue) (continue reading)
Tim Robbins - Ed Walters
Stephen Fry - James Moreland

“You give away free hot dogs and put up an inflatable gorilla, shit's gonna go down.”
Jeremy Piven - Don Ready