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“I'll tell you the first problem. The names of your countries are too long.”
“We got Decepticons at the gates! Decepticons in the air! Decepticons inside the walls! Decepticons, Decepticons, Decepticons! If we beat them off the walls they're still in the air, if we shoot them out of the air they're still at the gates! So where does that leave us? Nowhere that's where!”
“Any problem on Earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives. The trick is not to be around when they go off.”
“- Mrs. McGarrick: India, is something wrong?
- India: Yes, my father is dead.”
“- Mac Jarvis: We're in a deep hole - we're gonna need a packed hand to get out of it.
- Scott Wylde: How about... a royal flush!”
“- Dalton Trumbo: Oh, one problem though.
- Hymie King: Expensive?
- Dalton Trumbo: Worse. It's good.”
“Sometimes the only way out... is through.”
“You people. You get off the highway from whatever big city, bringing all your sick problems with you.”
“- Ted Rankin: I know you are having a few adjustment problems.
- Sarah Zoltanne: Adjustment problems? Not getting picked for the prom committe, that's an adjustment problem!”
“This LTX-71 concealable mike is part of the same system that NASA used when they faked the Apollo Moon landings. They had the astronauts broadcast around the world from a sound stage at Norton Air Force Base in San Bernadino, California. So it worked for them, shouldn't give us too many problems.”
“Inherent vice in a maritime insurance policy is anything that you can't avoid. Eggs break, chocolate melts, glass shatters, and Doc wondered what that meant when it applied to ex-old ladies.”
“I can't work here. I've been trying. It's impossible. I've written three pages in the last six weeks. Three pages! The book is due on Wednesday. If we don't hand in the book I don't know what we're gonna do. We can't pay for anything.”
“- Martin Luther King Jr.: We need your involvement here, Mr. President. We deserve your help as citizens of this country. Citizens under attack.
- President Lyndon B. Johnson: Now, you listen to me. You listen to me. You're an activist. I'm a politician. You got one big issue. I got a hundred and one.”
“- Michael Berkow: You have some serious male-on-male intimacy problems!
- Adam Berkow: What're you fucking talking about?
- Michael Berkow: You can't deal with men!”
“- Shane: What is it with you, Ford? Everywhere you go, everything turns to hell.
- Ford: It's a talent I have.”
“- Harry Smythe: Man! Boss,these elephants are busting my rump.
- Lord Edgar Dobbs: Stop it, Harry, we could've been in Cairo on camels.”
“We have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have...” (continue)(continue reading)
“A lot of people's lives are soap operas; mine is anyway.”
“- Annie MacLean: I've heard you help people with horse problems.
- Tom Booker: Truth is, I help horses with people problems.”