Arnold Schwarzenegger movie quotes

“- Danny Madigan: I thought I was going to die.
- Jack Slater: I'm sorry to disappoint you but you're gonna live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer - acne, shaving, premature ejaculation... and your first divorce.”
Austin O'Brien - Danny Madigan
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater

“- Peter Brandt: You two make quite a team. A fireman and a refugee. Sounds like a TV show.
- Gordy Brewer: Mm-Hmm, and you could play the asshole.”

Elias Koteas - Peter Brandt
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Gordy Brewer

“Let's push his son off the building. Gives you nightmares for the rest of your life. But you're fictional, so who cares? I'm sorry. But I don't find this new and exciting to discover that my whole life has been a damn movie.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater

“- Cardinal: We're not afraid to die for our cause.
- Jericho: Good, because I'm not afraid to kill you!”
Michael O'Hagan - Cardinal
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jericho

“Consider that a divorce.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Douglas Quaid

“- Douglas Quaid: All right, let's say you're telling the truth and this is all a dream. I could pull this trigger and it won't matter.
- Dr. Edgemar: It won't make the slightest difference to me Doug, but the consequences to you will be devastating. In your mind, I'll be dead, and with no one to guide you out, you'll be stuck here in permanent...” (continue)(continue reading)
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Douglas Quaid
Roy Brocksmith - Dr. Edgemar

“- Cindy: Can you tell me what this is all about?
- John Matrix: Yeah, a guy I trusted for years wants me dead.
- Cindy: That's understandable. I've only known you for five minutes and I want you dead, too.”
Rae Dawn Chong - Cindy
Arnold Schwarzenegger - John Matrix

“- John Connor: You just can't go around killing people.
- The Terminator: Why?
- John Connor: What do you mean why? 'Cause you can't.
- The Terminator: Why?
- John Connor: Because you just can't, okay? Trust me on this.”
Edward Furlong - John Connor
Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Terminator

“- Adam Gibson: If you really believe that then you should clone yourself while you're still alive.
- Michael Drucker: Why is that? So I can understand your unique perspective?
- Adam Gibson: No. So you can go fuck yourself!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Adam Gibson
Tony Goldwyn - Michael Drucker

“- Vincent Benedict: You could be a boxer or something. I could be your manager.
- Julius Benedict: No, I could never fight for money.
- Vincent Benedict: Well that's fine. You fight, I'll keep the money.”
Danny DeVito - Vincent Benedict
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Julius Benedict

“- Kimble: Just don't throw up on me.
- Phoebe: Nah, it's ok, I'm not gonna throw up on you. But I am gonna kiss you.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble
Pamela Reed - Phoebe

“- Jack Slater: My hand. It really hurts.
- Danny Madigan: Things work different here. You can't smash a car window with your bare hand and not have it hurt.
- Jack Slater: Thanks for sharing. Couldn't you have told me this earlier?”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater
Austin O'Brien - Danny Madigan

“- John Connor: You know what you're doing?
- The Terminator: I have detailed files on human anatomy.
- Sarah Connor: I'll bet. Makes you a more efficient killer, right?
- The Terminator: Correct.”
Edward Furlong - John Connor
Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Terminator
Linda Hamilton - Sarah Connor

No more complaining. No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go the bathroom". Nothing!
[shouts]
There is no bathroom!

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble

“- Cooke: You scared, motherfucker? Well, you should be, because this Green Beret is going to kick your big ass!
- John Matrix: I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry!”
Bill Duke - Cooke
Arnold Schwarzenegger - John Matrix

“- Ivan Danko: Tea, please.
- Art Ridzik: In a glass, with lemon, right?
- Ivan Danko: Yes.
- Art Ridzik: Yeah. I saw Dr. Zhivago.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Ivan Danko
Jim Belushi - Art Ridzik

“- Subotai: Give me food, so I have strength when the wolves come. Let me die, not in hunger, but in combat!
- Conan: Who are you?
- Subotai: I am Subotai! Thief and archer! I am Hyrkanian... the great order of Kerlait!
- Conan: So what are you doing here?
- Subotai: Dinner for wolves.”
Gerry Lopez - Subotai
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“- Adam Gibson: We all have to die someday.
- Michael Drucker: We don't have to die. I'm offering you the chance to live forever. Never aging. Perfect in every way.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Adam Gibson
Tony Goldwyn - Michael Drucker

“- Claudio Perrini: When are you going to kill me?
- Gordy Brewer: Now!”
Cliff Curtis - Claudio Perrini
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Gordy Brewer

“- Amber Mendez: They think I'm your girlfriend.
- Ben Richards: I can straighten that out. See that camera up there? I'll strangle you in front of the whole audience.”
Maria Conchita Alonso - Amber Mendez
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Ben Richards

- Dr. Alex Hesse: I've noticed that the side effects of pregnancy are greatly amplified... With the dosage of Expectane that l've required. The morning sickness, the mood swings. Sleepiness, sexual appetite.
- Dr. Larry Arbogast: Sexual appetite?
- Dr. Alex Hesse: Yesterday, just scooping the middle out of a honeydew melon gave me a... a "Steifen".
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Dr. Alex Hesse
Danny DeVito - Dr. Larry Arbogast

“Hey, come here.
[he beckons a kid with one finger, while holding a pencil in the other]
If you don't stop screwing around back there, this is what I'm gonna do with you.
[he snaps the pencil in two with his thumb. The kid sits back]”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble

“- Mark Kaminsky: You're under arrest.
- Fake State Trooper: For what?
- Mark Kaminsky: Impersonating a human being.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Mark Kaminsky
Norman Max Maxwell - Fake State Trooper

“- Dillon: Never knew how much I missed this, Dutch.
- Dutch: You never were that smart.”
Carl Weathers - Dillon
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Dutch

“- Simon: What are you, a boy scout? No, no, no, think of it as playing a role as fantasy. I mean, you got to work on their dreams. Get them out of their daily surburban grind for a few hours.
- Harry Tasker: But what about their husbands?
- Simon: Dickless! I mean, let's face it, if they took care of business, I'd be out of business! You know...” (continue)(continue reading)

Bill Paxton - Simon
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Harry Tasker