Threat quotes

“Every Monday, you will have a practice quiz. Every Wednesday, you will have a real quiz. Every Friday, you will have an exam. And any time I feel like it, you will have a surprise quiz or exam.”

Claudia Wilkens - Mrs. Madigan

“Hey head, say bye bye to the neck! Decapito!”

Josh Helman - Slit

“I'd like to shove this up your ass, but I don't want to dirty my hands.”
Charles Bronson - Lieutenant Crowe

“Move on nigger, before I carpet my cell with your black skin.”
Lanny Flaherty - Big Al

“No one laughs at a master of Quack Fu!”
Chip Zien - Howard T. Duck

“- Murphy Jones: You are a miserable little son of a bitch, you know that? I don't know why she took you in the house... I'd bed you down with the dogs! And I'll tell you something else, mister, you may be a lot younger and stronger, but you're about to get your ass kicked from here to the state line... and I'm wearin' the boots that can do it!
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
James Garner - Murphy Jones
Brian Kerwin - Bobby Jack Moriarity

“Get back, I say, or I'll shoot you all like dogs! Keep order here! Keep order I say.”

Jonny Phillips - 2nd Officer Lightoller

“Make the most of tonight, Twinkle Toes, because you won't like tomorrow!”
Neil Crone - Diesel 10

“I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, and I'm armed! Don't mess with me!”
Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart

“- Mitchell Gant: Aren't you gonna threaten me or something?
- First Secretary: I will do so, if that is what you wish. But first I will merely ask you to return what does not belong to you.”
Clint Eastwood - Mitchell Gant
Stefan Schnabel - First Secretary

“I'll get you and it’ll look like a bloody accident.”
Mike Myers - The Cat

“I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.”

Liam Neeson - Bryan Mills

“So, what's the procedure when you have a gun to your head? What's the fucking procedure when you have a gun to your head?”

Vivica A. Fox - Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton

“- Mr. White: You almost killed me! Asshole! If I knew what kind of a guy you were I never would've agreed to work with you!
- Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?”

Harvey Keitel - Mr. White
Michael Madsen - Mr. Blonde

“You don't know when to quit, do ya Griswold?... Here's an idea: why don't you give me half the money your were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!”
Wallace Shawn - Marty

“- Nick Styles: Jesus Christ.
- Earl Talbot Blake: Almost.”

Denzel Washington - Nick Styles
John Lithgow - Earl Talbot Blake

“- Connor MacLeod: Ramirez's blade did not cut deeply enough. He was right about you. You're slime.
- Kurgan: Ramirez was an effete snob! He died on his knees. I took his head and raped his woman before his blood was even cold. Ah, I see. Ramirez lied. She was not his woman. She was your woman. And she never told you. I wonder why. Perhaps I gave...” (continue)(continue reading)
Christopher Lambert - Duncan McLeod
Clancy Brown - Kurgan

“You don't want me as your enemy.”

Alan Rickman - Professor Snape

“- Baby: Oh, you shouldn't have done that!
- Mary Knowles: Oh, really? Are you gonna do something about it?
- Baby: I'll do something, motherfucker… I’ll fucking cut your tits off and shove them down your throat!”

Sheri Moon Zombie - Baby
Jennifer Jostyn - Mary Knowles

“- Tony Manero: She's in good hands.
- Carl: And what are you, Allstate, pal?
- Tony Manero: Yeah, you want disability?”
John Travolta - Tony Manero
Frank Stallone - Carl

“I'll rip your lips off, and kiss my ass with them shits. I'll rip your tongue out, and lick my balls with it.”

Dave Chappelle - Tulley

“God better have mercy on you. You won't get any from me.”
Willard Robertson - Sheriff Risley

“- Irv Manders: You men are tresspassing. Show me a warrant or get off my land.
- Agent: We don't need a warrant.
- Irv Manders: You do unless I woke up in Russia this morning!”
Art Carney - Irv Manders

“I'll kill you all! Ha ha! I'll drive you crazy and then I'll kill you all! I'm every nightmare you ever had! I am your worst dream come true! I'm everything you ever were afraid of!”
Tim Curry - It

“- Parole Board Chairman: Mr. Blake, what will you do if you get out of prison?
- Earl Talbot Blake: I guess, Mr. Chairman, that first I'll pay a visit to your house.
- Parole Board Chairman: To thank me, I suppose?
- Earl Talbot Blake: No... to fuck your wife. And your daughter. Hell, maybe even your dog.”
Frank Miller - Parole Board Chairman
John Lithgow - Earl Talbot Blake