Lindsay Lohan quotes
- From the movie: Mean Girls
- From the movie: The Parent Trap
“- Elizabeth James: [thinking she is talking to her father, who has a newspaper up between them] Hey stranger...
- Hallie: [puts down newspaper. then] Hey Mom, did you know that the Concorde gets you here in half the time?
- Elizabeth James: [flustered] Yes, I, I've heard that...
- Annie: What are you doing here?
- Hallie: It took us abound 30...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Parent Trap
“- Hallie: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'll make you a little deal: loser jumps into the lake after the game.
- Annie: Excellent.
- Hallie: Butt naked.
- Annie: Even more excellent. Start unzipping, Parker. [revealing her hand to Hallie] Straight, in diamonds.
- Hallie: You're good James... but... you're just not good enough.
- Hallie:...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Parent Trap
“- Annie: This is Grandfather.
- Hallie: He's so cute. What do we call him?
- Annie: Grandfather.
- Hallie: That makes sense.
- Annie: This is Martin. He's our Butler.
- Hallie: [surprised] We have a Butler? ” - From the movie: The Parent Trap
“- Elizabeth James: Where are we?
- Nick Parker: This is where we're eating?
- Hallie: [Pointing to a 100+ foot yacht] No. Actually, that's where we're eating.
- Annie: She's ours for the night.
- Nick Parker: Wow. So, how exactly are we paying for this?
- Annie: Well, we pooled our allowances.
- Nick Parker: Yeah. Right. Annie?
- Annie: Okay....” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Parent Trap
“- Nick: Honey, did I ever mention Hallie was a twin?
- Meredith: No, as a matter of fact, you didn't. Two of them?!? How fabulous.
- Hallie: Don't feel bad, Mer, he never mentioned it to me, either. Imagine My surprise. By the way, I'm the real Hallie. This is Annie. She was just pretending to be me while I was in London pretending to be her....” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Freaky Friday
“- Anna Coleman: I'm old!
- Tess Coleman: I beg your pardon!
- Anna Coleman: I'm like the Cryptkeeper!” - From the movie: Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
“I sunk into a depression only Hamlet would recognize.”
- From the movie: The Parent Trap
“- Hallie: Want one?
- Annie: Oh, sure, I love Oreos. At home, I eat them with... I eat them with peanut butter.
- Hallie: You do? That is so weird [takes out a jar of peanut butter].
- Hallie: So do I!
- Annie: You're kidding! Most people find that totally disgusting.
- Hallie: I know, I don't get it.
- Annie: Me either.” - From the movie: The Parent Trap
“- Elizabeth: Back so soon? Did you have fun?
- Annie: Not exactly.
- Hallie: We've been punished through the end of the century.
- Nick: Starting now. Go.
- Elizabeth: Where's Meredith?
- Hallie: We played a couple of harmlesstricks on her and she kinda freaked out a little.
- Nick: A little? We broke up.
- Elizabeth: Oh, jeez... This is all...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Mean Girls
- From the movie: Mean Girls
“- Cady Heron: I used to be home-schooled.
- Regina George: Wait... what?
- Cady Heron: My mom taught me at home.
- Regina George: No, I know what home-school is, I'm not retarded! So you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!” - From the movie: Georgia Rule
“- Harlan: You're a dangerous girl, aren't you?
- Rachel: It depends on what you define as dangerous.
- Harlan: Safer to get thrown from a horse.
- Rachel: But you don't have to brush me or feed me after riding me.” - From the movie: The Parent Trap
“- Martin, the James' Butler: Shall we review your mother's list?
- Annie: Mm-hmm.
- Martin, the James' Butler: Now, let's see. Vitamins?
- Annie: Check.
- Martin, the James' Butler: Minerals?
- Annie: Check.
- Martin, the James' Butler: List of daily fruits and vegetables?
- Annie: Check, check.
- Annie: [Martin glances at Annie] Check for...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Parent Trap
“- Grandpa Charles James: [Annie smells him] What are you doing?
- Hallie as Annie: Making a memory! Years from now, when I'm all grown up, I'll always remember my grandfather and how he always smelled of...
peppermint and pipe tobacco.” - From the movie: Freaky Friday
- From the movie: The Parent Trap
“- Annie: Hallie, what was your mother like?
- Hallie: I never met her. She and my Dad split up when I was a baby, maybe even before, I'm not sure. He doesn't really like to talk about her... but I know she was really beautiful.
- Annie: How do you know that?
- Hallie: Because my dad had this old picture of her hidden in his sock drawer and he...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Parent Trap
- From the movie: Mean Girls
- From the movie: Freaky Friday
“- Anna Coleman: It's easy to be you. I'll just suck the fun out of everything.
- Tess Coleman: I do not suck the fun out of everything.
- Anna Coleman: Fun-sucker.” - From the movie: The Parent Trap
“- Hallie: Maaaw-tin!
- Martin:You look fantastic. What did you do to your hair?
- Hallie: Cut it. Do you like it?
- Martin: Love it. It's the new you! And you got your ears pierced! Give me five, girlfriend!” - From the movie: The Parent Trap
- From the movie: The Parent Trap
- From the movie: The Parent Trap
“- Annie: Hi, Mom.
- Elizabeth: You look beautiful. So tan and healthy... Okay you two: how could you do this to me?
- Chessy: May I suggest we take this little pow-wow inside? [to Elizabeth] Hi, you probably don't remember me...
- Elizabeth: [warmly] Chessy!
- Chessy: I knew I always liked you.” - From the movie: The Parent Trap
“- Chessy: You sure there's nothing you want to talk to me about? Like maybe why Sammy never comes near you anymore or why your appetite's suddenly changed or why all of a sudden you're neat as a pin and using expressions like, 'You gave me a fright.
- Annie: Chessy, I changed a lot over the summer, that's all.
- Chessy: If I didn't know better,...” (continue)(continue reading)
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