Accident quotes
195 accident quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Dr. Strangelove
“Well, I, uh, don't think it's quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up, sir.”
- From the movie: The Lego Movie
“- Emmet: We're about to crash into the sun.
- Batman: Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool.” - From the movie: A Christmas Story
“- The Old Man Parker: Don't you touch that! You were always jealous of this lamp.
- Mother Parker: Jealous of a plastic...
- The Old Man Parker: Jealous! Jealous because I won.
- Mother Parker: That's ridiculous. Jealous. Jealous of what? That is... the ugliest lamp I have ever seen in my entire life!” - From the movie: Very Bad Things
“- Michael Berkow: We were playing. She bumped her head.
- Adam Berkow: Bumped? She's got a fuckin' spike in her head!” - From the movie: Lethal Weapon 2
“I'm the guy that changed the course of your life, man. 4 years ago, Riggs, when you were a narc down in Long Beach, you were getting too close to us so we put a contract out on you. I handled it myself; drove your car right off the fucking road, remember? Now, of course, you weren't driving. You can't imagine the surprise. I pulled back this...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Steel Magnolias
“- Clairee Belcher: Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous.
- Truvy Jones : Was she hurt?
- Clairee Belcher: I doubt it. She got hit in the head.” - From the movie: Cohen and Tate
“What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? It's ass!”
- From the movie: Nothing But Trouble
“- Chris Thorne: Come on, death for running a stop sign?
- Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser: And for being a banker! That's the double death.” - From the movie: Zoolander
“If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.”
- From the movie: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
- From the movie: The Last Boy Scout
- Mike Mathews: It just happened, Joe. It...
- Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Could have happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. "Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week". - From the movie: Beauty Shop
“See, now if a plane crashed, we could eat for days.”
- From the animation: The Simpsons
“[referring to his monkey Mr. Teeny]
We're going to drop him out of a helicopter and see what happens!
[Pats Mr. Teeny]
Aw, don't worry. Nothing's going to happen to you, Mr. Teeny Number 7.” - From the movie: You Don't Mess With The Zohan
“You know, you shouldn't jump around when this nice woman is holding a sharp pair of scissors. If you move she could slip and slice your jugular vein, on accident. There is no way to stitch the jugular. All of your blood will be on the floor in four minutes. I have seen this. I have done this. You don't want this. [the kid bursts into a flood of...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the animation: Monster House
“- DJ: I've just... murdered a guy!
- Chowder: Naw... when it's an accident, it's called manslaughter.” - From the movie: Moving
- From the movie: We're the Millers
- From the movie: The Fan
“My season is like a bad freeway accident. And you guys, you're just slowing down to watch.”
- From the movie: Lethal Weapon 2
She wasn't much of a housekeeper. And this voice goes off inside my head, kind a like a drill instructor, I really heard it. It said "get up now!". I didn't feel like it but I got up, muscles were still working and I drove to the hospital and identified her in the morgue and signed her out with my gold pen.
- From the movie: Sabrina
“- Linus Larrabee: Just sit down!
- David Larrabee: [David sits and there is the sound of glass crunching] Owwwaaahhh!
- Maude Larrabee: What?
- David Larrabee: I sat on the glasses!
- Linus Larrabee: Mother, go get Dr. Callaway. He's at the bar.
- Maude Larrabee: Who put glasses on the chair?
- David Larrabee: Can we talk about this later? I'm...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Bonfire of the Vanities
“This is a tragedy! A fine young man has been struck down. God-fearing, church-going, never in trouble, graduating from high school, ready for college - and somebody comes along - some rich white people in a rich white man's car and wham! They run him down and never even stop. Now what are we going to do about these parking tickets?”
- From the movie: Sgt. Bilko
“- Rita Robbins: Ernie, are we going to dance tonight?
- Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: Well, that's up to you. I remember the last time we danced I accidently stepped on your knee.” - From the movie: Summer School
“- Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp: You passed and I failed! You asshole! How could you do that to me?
- Dave Frazier: It was an accident. I'll take it again. I can fail, I know I can.” - From the movie: One for the Money
“- Joe Morelli: Oh, Jesus, Stephanie Plum. What the hell?
- Stephanie Plum: Wow, still charming.
- Joe Morelli: Oh, says the girl who ran me over with her car.
- Stephanie Plum: That was an accident, my foot slipped.
- Joe Morelli: Accident, my ass. You jumped the goddamn curb and broke my leg in three different places. I think of you every time...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Angels in the Outfield
“- Hank Murphy: Accidents happen, George.
- George Knox: It wasn't an accident. When you slide into a catcher with your nails up, it's on purpose.”
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