Accident quotes

195 accident quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines
  • “Well, I, uh, don't think it's quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up, sir.”
    George C. Scott - Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson
  • “- Emmet: We're about to crash into the sun.
    - Batman: Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool.”

    Chris Pratt - Emmet
    Will Arnett - Batman
    [Tag:accident, danger, sun]
  • “- The Old Man Parker: Don't you touch that! You were always jealous of this lamp.
    - Mother Parker: Jealous of a plastic...
    - The Old Man Parker: Jealous! Jealous because I won.
    - Mother Parker: That's ridiculous. Jealous. Jealous of what? That is... the ugliest lamp I have ever seen in my entire life!”

    Darren McGavin - The Old Man Parker
    Melinda Dillon - Mother Parker
    [Tag:accident, jealousy, winning]
  • “- Michael Berkow: We were playing. She bumped her head.
    - Adam Berkow: Bumped? She's got a fuckin' spike in her head!”

    Jeremy Piven - Michael Berkow
    Daniel Stern - Adam Berkow
    [Tag:accident, death, head]
  • “I'm the guy that changed the course of your life, man. 4 years ago, Riggs, when you were a narc down in Long Beach, you were getting too close to us so we put a contract out on you. I handled it myself; drove your car right off the fucking road, remember? Now, of course, you weren't driving. You can't imagine the surprise. I pulled back this...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Derrick O'Connor - Pieter Vorstedt
    [Tag:accident, investigation, killing]
  • “- Clairee Belcher: Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous.
    - Truvy Jones : Was she hurt?
    - Clairee Belcher: I doubt it. She got hit in the head.”

    Olympia Dukakis - Clairee Belcher
    Dolly Parton - Truvy Jones
    [Tag:accident, head, wound]
  • “What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? It's ass!”
    Adam Baldwin - Tate
    [Tag:accident, insects]
  • “- Chris Thorne: Come on, death for running a stop sign?
    - Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser: And for being a banker! That's the double death.”

    Chevy Chase - Chris Thorne
    Dan Aykroyd - Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser
    [Tag:accident, bankers, death]
  • “If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.”
    Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander
    [Tag:accident, life]
  • “Last year, more people were killed by automobile accidents, heart attacks, lung cancer, and natural causes combined than by any one tomato.”
    [Tag:accident, food, killing]
  • - Mike Mathews: It just happened, Joe. It...
    - Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Could have happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. "Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week".

    Bruce McGill - Mike Matthews
    Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck
    [Tag:accident, cheating, wife]
  • “See, now if a plane crashed, we could eat for days.”

    Sherri Shepherd - Ida
    [Tag:accident, body, eating]
  • “[referring to his monkey Mr. Teeny]
    We're going to drop him out of a helicopter and see what happens!
    [Pats Mr. Teeny]
    Aw, don't worry. Nothing's going to happen to you, Mr. Teeny Number 7.”

    Dan Castellaneta - Krusty the Clown
  • “You know, you shouldn't jump around when this nice woman is holding a sharp pair of scissors. If you move she could slip and slice your jugular vein, on accident. There is no way to stitch the jugular. All of your blood will be on the floor in four minutes. I have seen this. I have done this. You don't want this. [the kid bursts into a flood of...” (continue)(continue reading)

    Adam Sandler - Zohan
    [Tag:accident, children, crying]
  • “- DJ: I've just... murdered a guy!
    - Chowder: Naw... when it's an accident, it's called manslaughter.”

    Mitchel Musso - DJ
    Sam Lerner - Chowder
    [Tag:accident, murder]
  • “- Arlo Pear: What happened to my car?
    - Brad Williams: Brad probably loaned the car to the Pope. Don't let the hat fool you, Man, the Pope's a crazy fucker. He probably blessed the car, got wasted and drove it off a fucking cliff.”

    Richard Pryor - Arlo Pear
    Dana Carvey - Brad Williams
    [Tag:accident, cars]
  • “- David Clark: This goddamn Kenny kid got his fucking nuts bit by a giant-ass spider.
    - Brad Gurdlinger: That is amazing. Will you let me know if he develops any superpowers?”

    Jason Sudeikis - David Clark
    Ed Helms - Brad Gurdlinger
    [Tag:accident, spiders]
  • “My season is like a bad freeway accident. And you guys, you're just slowing down to watch.”

    Wesley Snipes - Bobby Rayburn
    [Tag:accident, baseball]
  • She wasn't much of a housekeeper. And this voice goes off inside my head, kind a like a drill instructor, I really heard it. It said "get up now!". I didn't feel like it but I got up, muscles were still working and I drove to the hospital and identified her in the morgue and signed her out with my gold pen.

    Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
    [Tag:accident, hospital, loss]
  • “- Linus Larrabee: Just sit down!
    - David Larrabee: [David sits and there is the sound of glass crunching] Owwwaaahhh!
    - Maude Larrabee: What?
    - David Larrabee: I sat on the glasses!
    - Linus Larrabee: Mother, go get Dr. Callaway. He's at the bar.
    - Maude Larrabee: Who put glasses on the chair?
    - David Larrabee: Can we talk about this later? I'm...” (continue)
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    Harrison Ford - Linus Larrabee
    Greg Kinnear - David Larrabee
    Nancy Marchand - Maude Larrabee
    [Tag:accident, pain]
  • “This is a tragedy! A fine young man has been struck down. God-fearing, church-going, never in trouble, graduating from high school, ready for college - and somebody comes along - some rich white people in a rich white man's car and wham! They run him down and never even stop. Now what are we going to do about these parking tickets?”

    John Lee Hancock - Reverend Bacon
    [Tag:accident, problems, tragedy]
  • “- Rita Robbins: Ernie, are we going to dance tonight?
    - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: Well, that's up to you. I remember the last time we danced I accidently stepped on your knee.”

    Glenne Headly - Rita Robbins
    Steve Martin - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko
    [Tag:accident, dancing, date]
  • “- Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp: You passed and I failed! You asshole! How could you do that to me?
    - Dave Frazier: It was an accident. I'll take it again. I can fail, I know I can.”

    Dean Cameron - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp
    Gary Riley - Dave Frazier
    [Tag:accident, failure, teamwork]
  • “- Joe Morelli: Oh, Jesus, Stephanie Plum. What the hell?
    - Stephanie Plum: Wow, still charming.
    - Joe Morelli: Oh, says the girl who ran me over with her car.
    - Stephanie Plum: That was an accident, my foot slipped.
    - Joe Morelli: Accident, my ass. You jumped the goddamn curb and broke my leg in three different places. I think of you every time...” (continue)
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    Jason O'Mara - Joe Morelli
    Katherine Heigl - Stephanie Plum
    [Tag:accident, charm, rain]
  • “- Hank Murphy: Accidents happen, George.
    - George Knox: It wasn't an accident. When you slide into a catcher with your nails up, it's on purpose.”

    Ben Johnson - Hank Murphy
    Danny Glover - George Knox
    [Tag:accident, baseball, violence]