Cars quotes

416 cars quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines
  • “Let's move to Miami! Finally, I can get my face-lift. I want a Cadillac, too, a big, purple Cadillac, so I can ride around and laugh at poor people!”
    Joni Ruth White - La Rue
    [Tag:beauty doctor, cars, wealth]
  • “- Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
    - Taxi Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.”

    Luke Wilson - Mitch
    Stuart Cornfeld - Taxi Driver
    [Tag:cars, safety]
  • “- Luke Fuchs: You're lookin' at one of the finest automobiles on this lot. Y'know, I rebuilt that engine with my own two hands.
    - Mickey: Does it run?
    - Luke Fuchs: Does it run? Like a dream.
    - Mickey: Well, old man... for $2400, it better run like a wet dream.”

    Jack Warden - Luke Fuchs
    Michael Talbott - Mickey
    [Tag:cars, dreams, money]
  • “- Brenda Bradford: It's for you. I made it myself. Come on.
    - Inspector Gadget: You made me a car? The only thing anybody's ever made me before is a sweater.”

    Joely Fisher - Brenda
    Matthew Broderick - Inspector Gadget
    [Tag:cars, clothes, gift]
  • “- Axel Foley: Gimme the key! I'm gonna follow 'em!
    - Jenny Summers: Have you ever driven a Mercedes before?
    - Axel Foley: No, but a car is a car. I drive my car every day.
    - Jenny Summers: I'm driving. I've seen your car.
    - Axel Foley: Oh, shit, that's cold.”

    Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley
    Lisa Eilbacher - Jenny Summers
    [Tag:cars, driving]
  • “- Holly Goodhead: Hang on, James!
    - James Bond: The thought had occurred to me.”

    Lois Chiles - Holly Goodhead
    Sir Roger Moore - James Bond
    [Tag:cars, danger, thinking]
  • “- Terry Hoitz: What is this?
    - Allen Gamble: It's my car; it's a Prius.
    - Terry Hoitz: I feel like we're literally driving around in a vagina.”

    Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz
    Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble
  • “- Bree: Fasten your seatbelt.
    - Toby: I don't like wearing them.
    - Bree: I don't like the idea of seeing your internal organs splattered all over the dashboard if we get into a wreck. So put it on.”

    Felicity Huffman - Bree
    Kevin Zegers - Toby
    [Tag:cars, safety]
  • “- Mike: I got a joke for you. What do they call a black man with a Lexus dealership?
    - Wendell: What?
    - Mike: Nigga.”

    Steve White - Mike
    Wendell Pierce - Wendell
    [Tag:cars, ethnicity]
  • “- Arlo Pear: What happened to my car?
    - Brad Williams: Brad probably loaned the car to the Pope. Don't let the hat fool you, Man, the Pope's a crazy fucker. He probably blessed the car, got wasted and drove it off a fucking cliff.”

    Richard Pryor - Arlo Pear
    Dana Carvey - Brad Williams
    [Tag:accident, cars]
  • “It's a class system here at CB High, Stevie Boy. Check it out. There, you've got your motor heads, car jocks, all the world's a gasket and a lube job and a pack of Lucky's. Music of choice: Posi-traction overdrive, classic rock, Skynyrd, The Allmans, Bruce. Drug of choice: Beer, Miller Genuine Draft. Keggers can't be choosers.”

    Nick Stahl - Gavin Strick
    [Tag:cars, music, students]
  • “- Annie Bean: It sounds like it's gonna break.
    - Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson: No, it does not sound like it's gonna break. It sounds like is has 700 horsepower. All right? You're being a girl. Believe me, all dudes love how this car sounds.
    - Annie Bean: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! I'm in a 700 horsepower dude lure?
    - Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles...” (continue)
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    Kristen Bell - Annie Bean
    Dax Shepard - Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson
    [Tag:cars, sound]
  • “- David Clark: What the fuck is that?
    - Brad Gurdlinger: Oh, my orca. Yeah, I bought an orca. I make a lot of money.
    - David Clark: So you bought a whale?
    - Brad Gurdlinger: Well, I don't like sports cars.”

    Jason Sudeikis - David Clark
    Ed Helms - Brad Gurdlinger
    [Tag:animals, cars, money]
  • “The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow. A nice warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts!”
    Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)
  • “- Rusty Griswold: Dad this is not the car you ordered.
    - Clark Griswold: Take it easy Rusty... Ed this is not the car I ordered.”

    Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
    Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
  • “- Frank Martin: What's the first rule when entering a man's car?
    - Jack Billings: Respect a man's car, a man respects you.
    - Frank Martin: Rule number two?
    - Jack Billings: Greet the man. Good afternoon, Frank.
    - Frank Martin: Good afternoon, Jack.”

    Jason Statham - Frank Martin
    Hunter Clary - Jack Billings
    [Tag:cars, respect, rules]
  • “- John: There's cops all down this road.
    - Gerry Austin: So?
    - John: So cops have got radios. This gas is stolen.
    - Gerry Austin: So is the car!”

    Tony Barry - John
    Kelly Johnson - Gerry Austin
    [Tag:cars, police, thieves]
  • “- Robin Pierce: Mark, we've been through this sex thing a million times.
    - Mark Kendall: Half way through it a million times. It's what people do when they're in love! It's natural. It's right.
    - Robin Pierce: Well it's not natural or right for me to do it in a car.
    - Mark Kendall: What about an ice cream truck?”

    Karen Kopins - Robin Pierce
    Jim Carrey - Mark Kendall
    [Tag:cars, love, sex]
  • “If you spent two years building your dream car, and then you started to notice that it was also the dream car of a certain type of person, like people who are - I don't know, let's just call them rapists out of convenience. If you started to notice that your peers were rapists, what do you think that says about the old you who built this car?”

    Kristen Bell - Annie Bean
  • “- Irina Asanova: KGB have better cars, you know.
    - Arkady Renko: Ah, but they don't always take you where you want to go, do they?”

    Joanna Pacula - Irina Asanova
    William Hurt - Arkady Renko
    [Tag:cars, violence]
  • “You've got a BMW. Act like it!”
    Taylor Negron - Fausto Squiriniszu
    [Tag:attitude, cars]
  • “- Friday: With the exception of you and canned cling peaches I'd be hard pressed to find anyone or anything that doesn't know you should never leave your car keys in the ignition.
    - Streebek: It's called a mistake, Friday, but I don't suppose you ever make any of those, do you?”

    Dan Aykroyd - Friday
    Tom Hanks - Streebek
    [Tag:cars, mistake, theft]
  • “Fasten your seat belts. This is going to be a bumpy ride.”
    Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus
    [Tag:cars, driving, safety]
  • “- Big Jim: See the nice red upholstery?
    - Mr. Books: Yes, nice, very nice.
    - Big Jim: Here, feel it.
    - Mr. Books: I don't want to feel it.
    - Big Jim: Feel it, I want you to get in the car and feel it.
    - Mr. Books: I don't want to get in the car.
    - Big Jim: Awww, get in the mother-fuckin' car man!”

    Frank McRae - Jim the Mechanic
    Gene Blakely - Mr. Books
    [Tag:cars, rudeness, salesmanship]
  • “- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: Excuse me, uh, seventeen miles an hour?
    - Tico: Fifteen.
    - Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: On the interstate. What are you doing, looking for a contact lens?”

    Mark Hamill - Kenneth W. Dantley Jr.
    Isaac Ruiz - Tico
    [Tag:cars, speed]