Mother quotes

My mother said to me: "When your father gets home, he's going to shoot you in the face with a bazooka! And I'm not going to stop him this time, either! You know, he's always wanted to kill you! The day you were born, he said: kill it! I stopped him from killing you for eleven years... and this is the thanks I get for saving your life!".
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“If your mother was alive... she would turn over in her grave!”

Anthony Quinn - Lou Carbone

“- Phoebe: Look, I had a hard life. My mother was killed by a drug dealer.
- Monica: Phoebe, your mom killed herself.
- Phoebe: She was a drug dealer.”
Lisa Kudrow - Phoebe Buffay
Courteney Cox - Monica Geller

“- Dr. Raymond: Are you familiar with Norman Bates?
- Sheriff John Hunt: Very.
- Dr. Raymond: Somebody has been leaving notes and making phone calls claiming to be his mother.”

Robert Loggia - Dr. Bill Raymond
Hugh Gillin - Sheriff John Hunt

“Are the daughter's miseries the mother's triumphs?”
Liv Ullmann - Eva

“My mom said she'd always be with me. She chose your mom as a way of coming back, but I guess it would be hard for you to understand that. But it's true. She's my mother now.”

Elijah Wood - Mark

“I'm 50 years old. I'm a partner in a big law firm. You know I'm very successful, and I still haven't resolved my relationship with my mother.”

Woody Allen - Sheldon

“Elvia Rivero was the one who made me laugh when I needed to laugh. She made me cry when no one was looking. But most of all, Elvia was able to put into to words what I was thinking. It was Elvia who first gave me the idea. It was decided then and there, I knew what was missing from my life, a man. Oh no, don't get me wrong, not a man for me. For...” (continue)(continue reading)
Fairuza Balk - Shade

“- Beatrice Henderson: I love you.
- John Henderson: I know you think you do, Mother.”
Debbie Reynolds - Beatrice Henderson
Albert Brooks - John Henderson

“- Garth Algar: Well, you know what you can do with your show? You can take a flying...
[a passing jet liner mutes out most of what he says]
- Garth Algar: ...till the handle breaks off and you have to get a doctor to pull it out again!
- Wayne Campbell: You kiss your mother with that mouth?”
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell

“- Tucker: How's momma?
- Gilbert: She's fat.
- Tucker: Come on, man. She's not all that big, Gilbert.
- Gilbert: What?
- Tucker: Listen, I saw a guy at the state fair who was... a little bit bigger.
- Gilbert: A little bit bigger?
- Tucker: Look, all I'm sayin' is that she's not the biggest I ever seen, okay?
- Gilbert: Tucker, she's a whale!
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
John C. Reilly - Tucker Van Dyke
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape

“Very strange mother, my mother.”
Roberto Benigni - Roberto