Animals quotes

“There are two things that clearly differentiate the human species from animals. One, we use cutlery. Two, we're capable of controlling our sexual urges. Now, you might be an exception, but don't drag me down into your private Hell.”

Dan Aykroyd - Friday

“- Castillo: This llama will lead us toward prosperity.
- Jane: It's like he killed himself rather than appear in our commercial.”

Joaquim de Almeida - Castillo
Sandra Bullock - Jane

“- Sheila: You made them carnivorous.
- McCabe: No, I made them omnivorous.”

Dina Meyer - Dr. Sheila Casper
Bob Gunton - Dr. Alexander McCabe

“- Piglet: We really don't bounce like Tiggers because um...
- Winnie The Pooh: We're not Tiggers.”
John Fiedler - Piglet
Jim Cummings - Winnie the Pooh

“- Dr. Sweet: You're transmitting a signal...
- Agnes White: Not me. The bugs.
- Dr. Sweet: The bugs have a transmitter?
- Agnes White: The bugs are the transmitter.”
Brían F. O'Byrne - Dr. Sweet
Ashley Judd - Agnes White

“- Snoop Dogg: When we get this reward, we gonna get ourselves a boat, some bitches and a shark
- Mac Miller: Why are we gonna need a shark?
- Snoop Dogg: We just gon' need one.”
Snoop Dogg - Himself
Mac Miller - Himself

“He threw my hand to a crocodile, the beast liked it so much, it's followed me ever since, licking its lips for the rest of me.”
Jason Isaacs - Captain Hook

“- Nick Wilde: Hey, Flash, wanna hear a joke?
- Judy Hopps: No!
- Flash: Sure.
- Nick Wilde: Ok. What do you call a three-humped camel?
- Flash: I don't... know. What... do... you... call... a... three-humped... camel?
- Nick Wilde: Pregnant!”
Jason Bateman - Nick Wilde
Ginnifer Goodwin - Judy Hopps
Raymond S. Persi - Flash

“Panda's don't walk. We roll!”
Javier Bardem - Li

“We are just like wild animals now, with no place to be going.”
Abraham Attah - Agu

“I am an animal who dreamed he was a man. But the dream is over and the beast is awake. And I will come for you, because it's my nature.”
Liev Schreiber - Victor Creed

“The squirrels are gonna take over the world, I knew it! I always said, squirrels are little shifty little guys.”
Bobby Moynihan - Mel

“- Dina Byrnes: I had no idea you could milk a cat!
- Greg Focker: Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
- Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?”
Blythe Danner - Dina Byrnes
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker
Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes

“- Jewel: I'm trying to escape!
- Blu: Escape! Why? This cage is awesome.
- Jewel: The cage! Oh, what was I thinking? I wouldn't expect a pet to understand.
- Blu: Pet? Did you just call me a pet? For the record, I am not a pet! I am a companion. And you know what? Do whatever you want! Cause tomorrow morning, Linda will come for me and this...” (continue)(continue reading)
Anne Hathaway - Jewel
Jesse Eisenberg - Blu

“- Conservationist: What are you doing?
- Cooker: I'm definitely not burning ants with a magnifying glass if that's what you're implying.”
Jake Abel - Conservationist
Jonah Hill - Cooker

“Milking a yak isn't exactly a picnic; but once you pick the hairs out, it's very nutritious.”
John Deszo Ratzenberger - Yeti

“- Mia: I can't do this, I'm a girl.
- Gym Teacher Harbula: What am I? A duck?”
Anne Hathaway - Mia Thermopolis
Mindy Burbano - Gym Teacher Harbula

“- Sarah Whittle: You just saw three monkeys go by on a motorcycle, didn't you?
- Judy Shepherd: Yeah.
- Sarah Whittle: Good girl.”
Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
Kirsten Dunst - Judy Shepherd

“- Raphael: What are you, chicken?
- Casey Jones: Who're you calling chicken, turtle?”
Alan Ritchson - Raphael

“- Lee Chandler: You know, I've seen a school of sharks tear a boat to pieces like it was made of cardboard because some kid threw a band-aid in the water.
- Patrick: Oh, yeah...
- Lee Chandler: Yeah, he did! Sometimes the only way to keep them off is to throw the kid directly in the ocean to distract them!
- Patrick: Shut up. Sharks don't even...” (continue)(continue reading)
Casey Affleck - Lee Chandler
Lucas Hedges - Patrick

“What does a snail have to do to reincarnate? Leave the perfect trail of slime?”
Jack Nicholson - Edward

“Bears are a proud people, although they're not people per-say. They're animals.”
Steve Zahn - Peter Gaulke

“- Anna: Oh, Henry, this might interest you. The mother whale in the Ukraine had triplets.
- Henry Hackett: She told me she was on the pill!”
Bobo Lewis - Anna
Michael Keaton - Henry Hackett

- Lloyd Christmas: My friend Harry and I are saving up to open our own pet store.
- Mary Swanson: That's nice.
- Lloyd Christmas: I got worms!
- Mary Swanson: I beg your pardon?
- Lloyd Christmas: That's what we're gonna call it. "I Got Worms"! We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms.
Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas
Lauren Holly - Mary Swanson

“- Hotel Manager: Now have you thought of what animal you'd like to be if you end up alone?
- David: Yes. A lobster.
- Hotel Manager: Why a lobster?
- David: Because lobsters live for over one hundred years, are blue-blooded like aristocrats, and stay fertile all their lives. I also like the sea very much.”
Olivia Colman - Hotel Manager
Colin Farrell - David