Johnny Depp movie quotes

“- Officer Flynn: You threatening me, Bulger?
- Whitey Bulger: The last thing I would do if I was planning to harm you is to warn you in advance, you dumb fuck.”
David Conley - Officer Flynn
Johnny Depp - James 'Whitey' Bulger

“- Allison Vernon-Williams: What's the matter, Cry-Baby?
- Cry-Baby: Everything's the matter!
- Allison Vernon-Williams: It's just the thunderstorm. Heat lightening. It's sexy.
- Cry-Baby: It's not sexy! Electricity makes me insane!”
Amy Locane - Allison Vernon-Williams
Johnny Depp - Cry-Baby

“- Jack Sparrow: You've seen it all, done it all. Survived. That's the trick isn't it? To survive?
- Captain Teague: It's not just about living forever, Jackie. The trick is still living with yourself forever.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Keith Richards - Captain Teague

“My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.”

Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“You need to control. Because you know the game surprises you. And you bite your ass not know when, you know?”
Johnny Depp - James 'Whitey' Bulger

“- Kemp: So many hotels you can't see the sea.
- Lotterman: You can see the sea by checking into the hotels.
- Kemp: Pay to see the sea?
- Lotterman: What's the matter with that? You're paying to be in the dream...”
Johnny Depp - Kemp
Richard Jenkins - Lotterman

“- Cry-Baby: Kiss me! Kiss me hard.
- Allison Vernon-Williams: I've never given a French kiss before.
- Cry-Baby: Watch, it's easy. You just open your mouth, and I open mine, and we wiggle our tongues together. And it feels real sexy.
- Allison Vernon-Williams: I won't get mononucleosis, will I?”
Johnny Depp - Cry-Baby
Amy Locane - Allison Vernon-Williams

“- Kemp: You know what I think? I think we're drinking too much rum.
- Sala: There's no other way.
- Kemp: I'm getting double ashtray, and double salt pot.”
Johnny Depp - Kemp
Michael Rispoli - Sala

“What's the point of breathing if somebody already tells you the difference between an apple and a bicycle? If I bite a bicycle and ride an apple, then I'll know the difference.”
Johnny Depp - Axel Blackmar

“- Whitey Bulger: Just make him an offer for the company.
- John Callahan: I tried. Won't sell.
- Whitey Bulger: Would his widow sell?”
Johnny Depp - James 'Whitey' Bulger

“I don't care. I'm just gonna smoke. I'm just gonna totally smoke. I'll finish these, go to the store and get a brand-new pack, smoke the shit out of that one.”
Johnny Depp - Mort Rainey

“- Gilbert: God, Arnie, you're getting so big. Pretty soon I ain't gonna be able to carry you no more.
- Arnie Grape: No, you're getting littler, Gilbert. You're getting littler, you're shrinking! You're shrinking, Gilbert, you're shrinking! Shrinking, shrinking, shrinking!”

Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape

“- Ichabod Crane: You must believe me, it was a horseman, a dead one! Headless!
- Baltus Van Tassel: I know, I know.
- Ichabod Crane: You don't know because you were not there. It's all true!
- Baltus Van Tassel: Of course it is. I told you. Everyone told you.
- Ichabod Crane: I... saw him.”
Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane
Sir Michael Gambon - Baltus Van Tassel

“I gotta tell you something, Officer Flynn. It's a sad day when a native son takes up with his oppressor. There's a word for that back home, you know. Penalty's death.”

Johnny Depp - James 'Whitey' Bulger

“I'll never understand the animal, the machine of Hollywood business. And I don't want to understand it. It's like joining a club, a clique just because everyone else is in it. You don't have any particular interest in it, and it has nothing to do with who you are as a person. You just join it because it's the thing to do. The quality of life is...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp

“- Mad Hatter: He's stuck us all at one minute to tea time!
- March Hare: Tea time, forever!”
Johnny Depp - The Mad Hatter
Paul Whitehouse - Thackery

“- Mrs. Cody: Jimmy! When did you get out of Alcatraz?
- Whitey Bulger: Oh, uh, that's nearly ten years ago.”
Jamie Donnelly - Mrs. Cody
Johnny Depp - James 'Whitey' Bulger

“- Martland: Can you think of a good reason why I shouldn't arrest you right now?
- Mortdecai: I eschew discomfort?”
Ewan Gordon McGregor - Martland
Johnny Depp - Mortdecai

“What I am is a true American hero. Now, the President of the United States of America said that, and you heard it.”
Johnny Depp - Commander Spencer Armacost

“I am not an alcoholic. I am a drunk, and there is a vast difference.”

Johnny Depp - Mortdecai

“- Ichabod Crane: Katrina, why are you in my room?
- Katrina Anne Van Tassel: Because it is yours.”
Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane
Christina Ricci - Katrina Van Tassel

“There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit. It goes by the name of London. At the top of the hole sit a privileged few, making mock of the vermin of the lower zoo. Turning beauty into filth and greed.”
Johnny Depp - Sweeney Todd

“- Becky: I love the sky. It's so limitless.
- Gilbert: It is big. It's very big.
- Becky: Big doesn't even sum it up, right? That word big is so small.”
Juliette Lewis - Becky
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape

“- The Girl: What do you plan to do if you see them?
- Dean Corso: I'll probably hide behind you.”
Emmanuelle Seigner - The Girl
Johnny Depp - Dean Corso

“Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew.”

Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow