Johnny Depp movie quotes

“Angelica-Admit it, Jack. You still love me.
Jack Sparrow-If you had a sister and a dog... I'd choose the dog.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Penelope Cruz - Angelica

“It's not the destination so much as the journey, they say.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“Captain Teague-I heard where you're headed. The Fountain.
Jack Sparrow-Have you been there?
Captain Teague-Does this face looks like it's been to the Fountain of Youth?
Jack Sparrow-...Depends on the light.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Keith Richards - Captain Teague

“Salaman-You're either with us or against us!
Philip-I'm not with you, neither am I against you!
Salaman-Can he do that?
Jack Sparrow-He's religious, I believe it's required.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Sam Claflin - Philip
Paul Bazely - Salaman

“Angelica-What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?
Jack Sparrow-Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Penelope Cruz - Angelica

“You know the feeling you get when standing in a high place, the sudden urge to jump...I don't have it.”

Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“Angelica-Wait! I am with child... yours.
Jack Sparrow-I don't recall that we ever had...
Angelica-You were drunk.
Jack Sparrow-I've actually never been that drunk.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Penelope Cruz - Angelica

“- Peter: Why are you wearing sunglasses?
- Richard: I have cancer. I'm supposed to wear sunglasses in unusual places.”
Danny Huston - Peter
Johnny Depp - Richard

“- Carina Smyth: My calculations are precise and true. I'm not just an astronomer. I'm also a horologist.
- Captain Jack Sparrow: No shame in that, dear. We all have to make a living.
- Carina Smyth: No, I'm a horologist.
- Scrum: So was my mum. Although she didn't crow about it quite as loud as you.”
Kaya Scodelario - Carina Smyth
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Stephen Graham - Scrum

“- Carina Smyth: I'm not looking for trouble!
- Captain Jack Sparrow: What a horrible way to live.”
Kaya Scodelario - Carina Smyth
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“Their arrogance is a key to our victory.”
Johnny Depp - Grindelwald

“Magic blooms... only in rare souls. Still, we must skulk in shadows. But the old ways serve us no longer.”
Johnny Depp - Grindelwald

“Close your eyes and pretend it's all a baddream. That's how I get by.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“- Jillian Armacost: Who are you?
- Spencer Armacost: Who am I? I'm the only one who ever gave a fuck about you. I'm the one who gave you a reason for you to breathe. I'm every single fucking moment that ever mattered in your life.”
Charlize Theron - Jillian Armacost
Johnny Depp - Commander Spencer Armacost

“- Mortdecai: Oh, my darling, I tried desperately to be unfaithful to you, I really did. But I just couldn't do it.
- Johanna: It's a terrible moment when you finding yourself falling in love with your own spouse, isn't it?
- Mortdecai: Now that is the look that softens every bone in my body, except one”
Johnny Depp - Mortdecai
Gwyneth Paltrow - Johanna

“- Parking Attendant: You can't park your car here.
- Raoul Duke: Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?
- Parking Attendant: Reasonable? You're on a sidewalk! This is the sidewalk!”
Brian Le Baron - Parking Attendant
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke

“- Kemp: I thought you said you had a TV.
- Sala: No, the guy across the alley has a TV. I have binoculars.”
Johnny Depp - Kemp
Michael Rispoli - Sala

“It's not what you do, it's when and where you do it, and who you do it to or with. If nobody sees it, it didn't happen.”

Johnny Depp - James 'Whitey' Bulger

“- Georgie Weiss: Why would Lugosi wanna do a sex-change flick?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Because he's my friend!”
Mike Starr - Georgie Weiss
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood

“- Katrina Anne Van Tassel: I have shed my tears for Brom... and yet my heart is not broken. Do you think me wicked?
- Ichabod Crane: No... but perhaps there is a little bit of witch in you, Katrina.
- Katrina Anne Van Tassel: Why do you say that?
- Ichabod Crane: Because you have bewitched me.”
Christina Ricci - Katrina Van Tassel
Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane

“- Ichabod Crane: The millennium is almost upon us. In a few months, we will be living in the nineteenth century. But our courts continue to rely on medieval devices of torture.
- High Constable: Stand down.
- Ichabod Crane: I stand up for sense and justice.”
Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane
Alun Armstrong - High Constable

“- Victor Van Dort: I want some questions! Now!
- General Bonesapart: Answers... I think you mean answers.
- Victor Van Dort: Thank you, yes, answers. I need answers.”
Johnny Depp - Victor Van Dort
Deep Roy - General Bonesapart

“- Jillian: You killed my husband.
- Spencer Armacost: Yeah. I did. And then I fucked his wife.”
Charlize Theron - Jillian Armacost
Johnny Depp - Commander Spencer Armacost

“Kissing a man without a mustache is like eating an egg without salt.”
Johnny Depp - Mortdecai

“Filmmaking is not about the tiny details. It's about the big picture.”
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood