Food quotes

“Originally created from chickens too old to lay eggs, McNuggets are now created from chickens with unusually large breasts.”
Morgan Spurlock - Himself

“- Lorraine: Hi Mike, I'm Lorraine.
- Mike: Like the quiche.
- Lorraine: Like the quiche? That's a really original joke.”
Heather Graham - Lorraine
Jon Favreau - Mike

“Honestly, darling, I'm so embarrassed. I mean to serve salmon with botulism at a dinner party is social death.”
Eric Idle - Angela

“Come on girl, haven't you ever cleaned a fish? You know there's nothing cruel about what I'm doing here. I treat most of my stock better than farmers treat their animals. I don't feed 'em chemicals or hormones. When you consider the way the world is today, there's no question I'm doing a lot of them a big favor.”

Rory Calhoun - Vincent Smith

“99 kinds of wings! 128 different dipping sauces! You love math, crunch the numbers on that - and tell me the possibilities aren't infinite!”
Bill Murray - Frank Detorre

“Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is ketchup! Or maybe some of that special sauce you like so much here in Canada; which I think has a little bit of mayonnaise in it too! But I swear to God when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill somebody.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski

“- President Garcia-Thompson: You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of... meat on a peaceful vegan protest!
- James 'Droz' Andrews: Oh, come on! That was way more than 100 pounds.”
Jessica Walter - President Garcia-Thompson
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews

“- Ron Launius: What the fuck am I going to do with a microwave?
- John Holmes: You can heat food with it.
- Ron Launius: The only thing I want to heat up right now is some dope.”
Josh Lucas - Ron Launius
Val Kilmer - John Holmes

“- Sam Sparks: Come with us, Flint. We'll live underground, and use bacon for clothes.
- Flint Lockwood: That's not a very good plan, Sam.”
Anna Faris - Sam Sparks
Bill Hader - Flint Lockwood

“Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.”
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: Murphy, Feldman, you're lookin' pretty beat / I thought you might feel better with some ribs to eat / Eat 'em, gentlemen, you'll think they're really fine / And if you want a couple more you can get 'em anytime!
- Dennis Murphy: I am incredibly frightened.”

Warren Beatty - Jay Bulworth
Oliver Platt - Dennis Murphy

“They were eating so fast I had to spit on my food to keep 'em from taking mine.”
Faizon Love - Robin Harris

“This is the food prison riots are made out of.”

Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko

“For twenty years, I've been eatin' shit; breakfast, lunch, and dinner. So now I'm changing the menu. From here on, everything I eat is gonna be shit-free.”
Randy Quaid - Sheriff Mike Collins

“The world's full of strange stuff. It all started with those blue M&M's.”
Carmen Argenziano - Frank McIntyre

“Guests bring food. Food attracts animals. This one time, a bear came. And then the bear had to be destroyed. Which means they shot it in the head with a rifle, and killed it, and it died.”
Matthew Peters - Trumpet Kid

“- Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar.
- Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.”
Ice Cube - Craig Jones
Chris Tucker - Smokey

“- Pepito: It's quick, silent, and deadly.
- Aggie: Like Helene's cheese.”

Kristian de la Osa - Pepito
Clare Thomas - Aggie

“- Sissy: Well, I just thought we'd go to McDonald's.
- Bud: Dammit, McDonald's again?”
Debra Winger - Sissy
John Travolta - Bud

“- Sardu: Time to recoup your energy. Ralphus has made some chicken soup for you. There. He made it especially for you.
- Natasha Di Natalie: Mmm.
- Sardu: Delicious?
- Ralphus: My mother taught me. I used the whole chicken. The secret is cooking it alive.”
Seamus O'Brien - Sardu
Viju Krem - Natasha Di Natalie
Luis De Jesus - Ralphus

“There was a time not so long ago when pigs were afforded no respect, except by other pigs; they lived their whole lives in a cruel and sunless world. In those days pigs believed that the sooner they grew large and fat, the sooner they'd be taken into Pig Paradise, a place so wonderful that no pig had ever thought to come back.”
Roscoe Lee Browne - Narrator

“- Lt. Jack Cole: Once and a while you should cry because it cleanses the soul and you can use a little bit of that.
- Det. Jim Campbell: If I need a cleansing, I'll have a bran muffin.”
Steven Seagal - Lt. Jack Cole
Keenen Ivory Wayans - Det. Jim Campbell

“- Vada Sultenfuss: I love the fragrance of vintage books.
- Nick Zsigmond: I love the fragrance of chili dogs.”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Austin O'Brien - Nick Zsigmond

“It's a bug-eat-bug world out there, princess. One of those Circle of Life kind of things. Now let me tell you how things are supposed to work: The sun grows the food, the ants pick the food, the grasshoppers eat the food...”
Kevin Spacey - Hopper

“I'm trying to cook you guys a decent meal. You can't be living off burgers and pizza.”

Beau Bridges - Sam Woods