Food quotes

“- 'Joliet' Jake Blues: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
- Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
- 'Joliet' Jake Blues: Four fried chickens and a Coke.”
John Belushi - Joliet' Jake Blues
Aretha Franklin - Mrs. Murphy

“My girlfriend, she loves the taste of communion wafers.”
Barry Miller - Bobby C.

“- Emmanuel Sonnenschein: There's too much salt in this soup.
- Valerie: Then the cook must be in love.
- Gustave: You must have made the soup then.
- Valerie: What do you mean by that, Gustave?
- Gustave: You and Ignatz kissing in the museum garden yesterday, and Tuesday.”
David de Keyser - Emmanuel Sonnenschein
Rosemary Harris - Valerie Sors
James Frain - Gustave Sonnenschein

“- Wyatt Donnelly: But it's not so bad. We can hear the music.
- Gary Wallace: [sarcastically] We can hear the music, that's great. Maybe if we put our noses to the door, we can smell the food!”

Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace

“- Barb: What, you don't like gum?
- Roland Sharp: No. Chewing gum is the most significant factor in the decline of Western civilization.”
Kelli Garner - Barb
Tommy Lee Jones - Roland Sharp

“- Valerie Veran: Nicky!
- Nicky: Valerie!
- Valerie Veran: What are you doing?
- Nicky: I think I'm floating.
- Valerie Veran: Why would you be floating?
- Nicky: Maybe it's because of this cake I ate earlier.”
Patricia Arquette - Valerie Veran
Adam Sandler - Nicky

“I'm probably the only American I know in Paris who thinks shopping for food is as much fun as buying a dress. Course, you'd think so too if you lived in a country where absolutely nothing comes in my size.”
Meryl Streep - Julia Child

“Those balls are sensational. To a lion, these balls are called a sack lunch.”

Steve Zahn - Peter Gaulke

“- Charles: Do you want me to get the food, mother?
- Clara: What food?
- Charles: The turkey!
- Clara: There isn't any turkey.
- Charles: Whatever it is that you prepared, would you like me to go into the kitchen and get it?
- Clara: I didn't prepare anything. There isn't any dinner.”

John Heard - Charles
Gloria Grahame - Clara

“- Marty: You guys look hungry. How would you like some of nature's goodness?
- Gloria: You have food?
- Marty: One Fun Side special, coming up. Seaweed on a stick.
- Alex: Seaweed?
- Marty: On a stick. Don't love it 'till you try it.”
Chris Rock - Marty
Jada Pinkett Smith - Gloria

“I'll have a bacon cheeseburger and a blowjob.”

William Forsythe - Spyder

“- Daryl Poynter: What is it with you guys and food?
- Richard Dirks: Addicts are compulsive.”
Michael Keaton - Daryl Poynter
M. Emmet Walsh - Richard Dirks

“- Kevin O'Shea: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Are you nuts?
- Rudy Zolteck: It's still good!
- Kevin O'Shea: You'll never get anywhere treating your helmet like a lunchbox son. What is that?
- Butz: Cheetos.
- Kevin O'Shea: Crunchy or puffed?
- Butz: Puffed.
- Kevin O'Shea: Wimp [Butz confiscates the food and walks off]!
- Rudy Zolteck: My...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ed O'Neill - Kevin O'Shea
Michael Zwiener - Rudy Zolteck
Joe Bays - Butz

“Swell. Will you hurry up? Melissa & Zach are beating each other over the last Snow Ball. It's the last food we got.”
Keith Coogan - Kenny

“No secret, it's the meat. Don't skimp on the meat. I've got a real good eye for prime meat. Runs in the family.”

Jim Siedow - Drayton Sawyer - The Cook

“- Brian O'Connor: Man, when did you start eating so much?
- Roman: I was in jail, breh. I know how shitty the grub is on the inside. With the way things are shaping up out here right now, it'll be a matter of time before I'm back in there, or dead. So I'm trying to eat all I can, while I can. Plus, the doctor tell me I got a high metabolism.”
Paul William Walker IV - Brian O'Conner
Tyrese Gibson - Roman Pearce

“- Marty Pascal: Jesus, Buckman! This stuff's been on the Stingray since Korea! This can expired in 1966!
- Buckman: [tasting contents of can] What's the matter, sir? It still tastes like creamed corn.
- Marty Pascal: Except it's deviled ham!”
Rob Schneider - Marty Pascal
Ken Hudson Campbell - Buckman

“- Beverly: That's right I'm fucking both your investors so don't fuck with me, any questions?
- Jack Roth: You know I've never had Sushi before.”
Sheryl Lee Ralph - Beverly
Martin Landau - Jack Roth

“- Eva: What does that meat come from?
- Willie: I guess it comes from a cow.
- Eva: From a cow? It doesn't even look like meat.
- Willie: Eva, stop bugging me, will you? You know, this is the way we eat in America. I got my meat, I got my potatoes, I got my vegetables, I got my dessert, and I don't even have to wash the dishes.”

Eszter Balint - Eva
John Lurie - Willie

“- Jan: I got Twinkies. Anybody want one?
- Marty: Twinkies and wine? Oh, that's real class, Jan.”
Jamie Donnelly - Jan
Dinah Manoff - Marty

- Victoria Grant: If all goes well, I expect to leave here poor, but sated. I have a... a bug in my purse. At the appropriate moment, it goes in my salad.
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: It'll never work.
- Victoria Grant: A bug in my salad?
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: In a place like this, it would be an event if there wasn't a bug in your salad.
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd

“- John Bender: Sushi?
- Claire Standish: Rice, raw fish, and seaweed.
- John Bender: You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to eat that?
- Claire Standish: Can I eat?
- John Bender: I don't know. Give it a try.”
Judd Nelson - John Bender
Molly Ringwald - Claire Standish

“As the story goes, the girls begin accepting poultry in trade: one bird, one lay. And that's how the place got its name: The Chicken Ranch!”
Burt Reynolds - Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd

“You know what? Ketchup is good for you! It exfoliates the skin, so who's the real victim here? You are!”

Russell Brand - Mickey

“Hunger for hope may be worse than hunger for food.”
Robin Williams - Jakob