Rules quotes

“Please familiarize and observe the rules while in Fun World. No running, no jumping, no yelling, no cutting in line, no grumbling, no stealing. That means you. No breaking things and putting them back like nothing happened. No sad faces, bad attitudes, introspective moments, irritation at the mindless happiness of the masses, and no littering....” (continue)(continue reading)
Susan Silo - Ticketlady

“Rules are made to be broken. At least mine are by me.”
Bette Davis - Mrs. Van Schuyler

“Ain't no rule saying a dog can't play basketball.”
Jay Brazeau - Referee 1

“I do not do animal acts. I do not do S&M or any variations of that particular bent, no water sports either. I will not shave my pussy, no fistfucking and absolutely no coming in my face. I get $2000 a day and I do not work without a contract.”
Melanie Griffith - Holly Body

“- Mrs. Potter: You must leave my room. We must have regard for certain conventions.
- Hammer: One guy isn't enough, she's gotta have a convention.”
Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Potter
Groucho Marx - Hammer

“I'm taking back control of my life, Bob! As long as you're all under my roof things will be done my way, starting now!”
Meryl Streep - Mary Fisher

“- Saavik: It's time for total truth between us. This planet is not what you intended or hoped for, is it?
- David: Not exactly.
- Saavik: Why?
- David: I used protomatter in the Genesis matrix.
- Saavik: Protomatter, an unstable substance which every ethicalscientist has denounced as dangerously unpredictable.
- David: But it was the only way...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robin Curtis - Saavik
Merritt Butrick - David

“You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules.”
Brad Pitt - Jeffrey Goines

“It's simple in here. An insane place with insane rules. It all ends up being logical. If you're white, you hang white. Otherwise, the niggers are gonna eat you alive.”

F. Murray Abraham - Virgil Cane

“My way...or the highway.”
Patrick Swayze - Dalton

“- Ariel: I'm sixteen years old. I'm not a child anymore.
- Triton: Don't you take that tone of voice with me, young lady. As long as you live under my ocean, you'll obey my rules!”
Jodi Benson - Ariel
Kenneth Mars - Triton