Sex quotes

“You know, I sure do like a girl with nice tits like yours who talks tough and looks like she can fuck like a bunny. Do you fuck like that? Because if you do, I'll fuck you good. Like a big old jackrabbit bunny, jump all around that hole. Bobby Peru doesn't come up for air.”
Willem Dafoe - Bobby Peru

“- Ginger: You were early again. In the bedroom.
- Peter Vincent: Fuck you!
- Ginger: I will fuck myself. Someone's gotta do it.”
Sandra Vergara - Ginger
David Tennant - Peter Vincent

“- Charles Serking: Did you enjoy it, Vera?
- Vera: Yeah, like being raped! When I got off the bus, I thought you'd lose your nerve. Most men are cowards in the broad daylight.”
Ben Gazzara - Charles Serking
Susan Tyrrell - Vera

“- Geoff Mille: Meet the biggest supermodel in the whole world, he is All.
- Derek Zoolander: Are you like a male model or a female model?
- All: All is all.
- Hansel: Well I think he’s asking do you have a hotdog or a bun?”
Beck Bennett - Geoff Mille
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander
Owen Wilson - Hansel

“- Anthony: Irish kids develop later, okay. They don't think about sex until they're like 25.
- Mary Ellen: Wow, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.
- Anthony: It's a biology fact, Mary Ellen, okay. Read a fuckin' book.”
John DeLuca - Anthony
Cecily Strong - Mary Ellen

“- Dirt Merchant: Unbelievable!
- Holly So Tightly: What is?
- Dirt Merchant: You've humped half of my record collection.”

Danny Masterson - Dirt Merchant
Jenna Jameson - Holly So Tightly

“I'd like to fuck you into the middle of next week.”
Jamie Dornan - Christian Grey

“- Trevor Garfield: Has anybody read 'Animal Farm'?
- Cesar: No, but I fucked a sheep once.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Trevor Garfield
Clifton Collins Jr. - Cesar Sanchez

“- Bernard: How's it going, Lyds?
- Lydia: Bloody awful.
- Bernard: Oh dear, what's the problem?
- Lydia: I was promised sex. Everybody said it. You'll be a bridesmaid, you'll get sex, you'll be fighting 'em off. But not so much as a tongue in sight.
- Bernard: Well, I mean, if you fancy anything, I could always...
- Lydia: Oh, don't be...” (continue)(continue reading)
David Haig - Bernard the Groom - Wedding Two
Sophie Thompson - Lydia the Bride - Wedding Two

“The difference between us is sex. I can take it or leave it. But my kid brother... well, now, he enjoys his reputation. Sex is the most important thing in his life. It's his hobby, you could say.”
Shirley MacLaine On Warren Beatty

“- Pvt. Terry Milburn: Planning on scoring, Sarge?
- 'Spoon' Witherspoon: Yea, well mind you don't foul her in the penalty box.
- Pvt. Terry Milburn: Aww.
- Sgt. Harry G. Wells: Alright, button it, Private Parts.”
Leslie Simpson - Pvt. Terry Milburn
Darren Morfitt - Spoon' Witherspoon
Sean Pertwee - Sgt. Harry G. Wells

“You give me your body and then you offer me your friendship?”

LL Cool J - Raymond 'Ray' Adams

“Perhaps true sexuality demands the destruction of the ego.”
Keira Knightley - Sabina Spielrein

“- Drew Stephens: Make enough noise there, Dolly?
- Dolly Pelliker: You two ain't exactly a silent movie yourselves.”

Kurt Russell - Drew Stephens
Cher - Dolly Pelliker

“Sex and death are very closely related, the Greeks called it Eros and Thanatos love and death, or sex as a way of nullifying thoughts of dying.”
Laurence Fishburne - Marion Bishop

“This business has a lot to do with sex and sex appeal. People tend to think of sexuality as the main ingredient you people have to offer. I beg to differ. I think older people exude bundles of sexuality. It's just that older men and women tend not to run around like cats and dogs in heat.”
Jacqueline Bisset

How millions of sperm... competed for a single egg, not the other way around. Men would make love with any number of women... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the demands of one small egg. While males had millions of frantic sperms screaming: "Let us out, let us out!".
Woody Allen - Gabe Roth

“- Princess Tilde: Hey.
- Eggsy: Hi, babe. Uh, bit of a nightmare. I've got to sleep with a target, but I won't do it unless you agree that it's all right.
- Princess Tilde: You've got to be fucking kidding. What was I? Target practice?
- Eggsy: Babe, surely it's better that I'm honest with you rather than me doing it and not telling you. Kind of...” (continue)(continue reading)
Taron Egerton - Eggsy
Hanna Alström - Princess Tilde

“- Harry Burns: Some faceless guy rips off all your clothes, and that's the sex fantasy you've been having since you were twelve?
- Sally Albright: Well, sometimes I vary it a little.
- Harry Burns: Which part?
- Sally Albright: What I'm wearing.”
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns
Meg Ryan - Sally Albright

“Money gets you laid.”
Jack Nicholson

“She wants to fuck me! She wants my dick in or around her mouth!”
Jonah Hill - Seth

“- Cosmo Reif: But, I thought, you were like my girlfriend.
- Honey: Cosmo, I like you. Of all the people that pay to have sex with me, I like you the best.”
Jason Priestley - Cosmo Reif
Janeane Garofalo - Honey

“- Jack Cates: So, how was it?
- Reggie Hammond: I'm not goin' in for all that macho shit, Jack. I was great. Should have my dick bronzed.”

Nick Nolte - Jack Cates
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond

“Go, get the butter.”
Marlon Brando - Paul

“- Nicole Walker: My dad hates him, that's for sure.
- Margo Masse: That means that he knows you're sleeping together, you know it's that usual weirdo jealousy trip.
- Nicole Walker: How could he possibly know we were sleeping together?
- Margo Masse: Caught ya, ya hoe! You never told me you were screwing him!”
Reese Witherspoon - Nicole Walker
Alyssa Milano - Margo Masse