Job quotes

“- Nubie: You always run the ball! Why can't I run the ball?
- Hanon: Because you're slow, and no one likes you.”
Matthew McCurley - Nubie
Troy Simmons - Hanon

“- Sherrie Christian: I'm a stripper at the Venus Club.
- Drew Boley: I'm in a boy band.
- Sherrie Christian: You win.”
Julianne Hough - Sherrie Christian
Diego Boneta - Drew Boley

“- Emily Walburn: Apparently he had a little accident.
- Maj. Benson Payne: Apparently he pissed all over the front of his pants.
- Emily Walburn: Well maybe that's because he's six.
- Maj. Benson Payne: Because he's six? Woman, when I was six years old I had a full time job.”
Karyn Parsons - Emily Walburn
Damon Wayans - Maj. Benson Payne

“- Andrea Phillips: I know this is what we do. This is our life. But it just seems like... the world is moving so fast... right now things are changing so much.
- Captain Richard Phillips: They sure are. I'll tell you something. It's not gonna be easy for our kids. They'll be going into a different world than the one you and I came into.”
Catherine Keener - Andrea Phillips
Tom Hanks - Captain Richard Phillips

“- Sean: What's your deal, what do you do?
- Nick: As little as possible.”

Kerr Smith - Sean
Brendan Fehr - Nick

“- Cliff: Jenny, prepare yourself for a shock: I'm the Rocketeer.
- Jenny: The Rocke-who?
- Cliff: For crying out loud, haven't you read the papers?
- Jenny: No, I've been working all day.”
Billy Campbell - Cliff
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Jenny

“- Captain Joseph J. Blocker: You have never seen the look of war. You have no idea.
- Jeremiah Wilks: No.
- Captain Joseph J. Blocker: No idea what it does to a man. I've killed savages; I've killed plenty of 'em - 'cause that's my fucking job.
- Jeremiah Wilks: And from what I hear, Captain, there was never a man happier in his work.”
Christian Bale - Capt. Joseph J. Blocker
Bill Camp - Jeremiah Wilks

“- Vanellope: You could stay. You could have your own castle, where you can wreck and stink as much as you want, and no one would ever treat you badly ever again.
- Ralph: Thanks. But I have a job to do. It may not be as fancy as being president but it's my duty, and it's a big duty!”
Sarah Silverman - Vanellope
John C. Reilly - Ralph

“- Qohen Leth: What kind of work do you do exactly?
- Bainsley: I shoot trouble.”
Christoph Waltz - Qohen Leth
Mélanie Thierry - Bainsley

“I guess I would have to say Jesus. He was a carpenter, and I just figured if you're going to follow in someone's footsteps, who better than Christ?”

Owen Wilson - Kevin Rawley

“The students are supposed to keep their minds on their studies and you girls must remember, that we're only here to satisfy their appetite... for food.”
Dorothy Comingore - Tearoom Hostess

“Can you imagine being wonderfully overpaid for dressing up and playing games?”
David Niven

“I ain't got no life! I just got a living and the only way I get to do that is through these pelts!”
Tom Hardy - John Fitzgerald

“Give me somethin' that says, 'I get up every morning at 5:30 and commute for an hour and a half to some bullshit job where my jag-off boss expects me to kiss his balls all day just so I can afford to keep my ungrateful, screaming kids decked out in Dora the explorer shit and my wife up to her fat ass in self-help videos until the day I get up...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jason Sudeikis - David Clark

“There are a great many chances for advancement. Who knows? Within a short time, you may become my Vice President. My first and only vice.”

Pierre Watkin - Mr. Skinner

“How many of you, right now, work two jobs just to have enough money to be broke? That ain't right.”
Chris Rock - Mays Gilliam

“- Charlie Holloway: Um, Miss Vickers, is there an agenda that you're not telling us about?
- Meredith Vickers: My company paid a trillion dollars to find this place and to bring you here. Had you raised the monies yourself, Mr. Holloway, we'd happily be pursuing your agenda. But you didn't. And that makes you an employee.”
Logan Marshall-Green - Charlie Holloway
Charlize Theron - Meredith Vickers

“I think I had to know what I was willing to die for.”
Milla Jovovich - Violet Song Jat Shariff

“- Wolf W. Wolf: What kind of work are we talking about?
- Nicky Flippers: You'd be under cover, on impossible missions, to far away places. There's a lot of stories out there that need a happy ending. I'm part of a secret organization that makes sure that happens.”
Patrick Warburton - Wolf W. Wolf
David Ogden Stiers - Nicky Flippers

“- Charlie Mortdecai: What is in it for me, as they say?
- Inspector Martland: Do it for Queen and country.
- Charlie Mortdecai: No! ... All right, Queen and country, travel and living expenses, reasonable overhead.
- Inspector Martland: Done!”

Johnny Depp - Mortdecai
Ewan McGregor - Martland

“You hired me from a newspaper ad, you think I come with a superpower?”
Jerrod Carmichael - Jimmy

“You want a safe job? Go ask the Czechs and the Poles and the Greeks. They were figuring on safe jobs. They're lined up in front of guns digging each other's graves.”

Sam Levene - Abel "Chips" Abrams

“- Jim Trotter III: Ms. Vito, what is your current profession?
- Mona Lisa Vito: I'm an out-of-work hairdresser.
- Jim Trotter III: An out-of-work hairdresser. In what way does that qualify you as an expert in automobiles?
- Mona Lisa Vito: It doesn't.”
Lane Smith - Jim Trotter III
Marisa Tomei - Mona Lisa Vito

“- Jimmy: I provide best man services for guys who lack in such areas.
- Doug Harris: So, I'm not alone?
- Jimmy: Alone? No! I run a very profitable business because of guys like you! How many weddings were in the US last year?
- Doug Harris: 2.4 million!
- Jimmy: That means 2.4 million grooms! You think each and everyone of them has someone as...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin Hart - Jimmy Callahan
Josh Gad - Doug Harris

“- Employment Manager: Can I be honest? No one's going to offer you an office job. There's too much competition. Why don't you fight? I read somewhere you're a very good fighter.
- Rocky Balboa: Yeah, well, was ya ever punched in the face 500 times a night? It stings after a while, ya know.”
Earl Montgomery - Employment Manager
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa