Job quotes

“- Qohen Leth: What kind of work do you do exactly?
- Bainsley: I shoot trouble.”
Christoph Waltz - Qohen Leth
Mélanie Thierry - Bainsley

“I guess I would have to say Jesus. He was a carpenter, and I just figured if you're going to follow in someone's footsteps, who better than Christ?”

Owen Wilson - Kevin Rawley

“The students are supposed to keep their minds on their studies and you girls must remember, that we're only here to satisfy their appetite... for food.”
Dorothy Comingore - Tearoom Hostess

“Can you imagine being wonderfully overpaid for dressing up and playing games?”
David Niven

“I ain't got no life! I just got a living and the only way I get to do that is through these pelts!”
Tom Hardy - John Fitzgerald

“Give me somethin' that says, 'I get up every morning at 5:30 and commute for an hour and a half to some bullshit job where my jag-off boss expects me to kiss his balls all day just so I can afford to keep my ungrateful, screaming kids decked out in Dora the explorer shit and my wife up to her fat ass in self-help videos until the day I get up...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jason Sudeikis - David Clark

“There are a great many chances for advancement. Who knows? Within a short time, you may become my Vice President. My first and only vice.”

Pierre Watkin - Mr. Skinner

“How many of you, right now, work two jobs just to have enough money to be broke? That ain't right.”
Chris Rock - Mays Gilliam

“- Charlie Holloway: Um, Miss Vickers, is there an agenda that you're not telling us about?
- Meredith Vickers: My company paid a trillion dollars to find this place and to bring you here. Had you raised the monies yourself, Mr. Holloway, we'd happily be pursuing your agenda. But you didn't. And that makes you an employee.”
Logan Marshall-Green - Charlie Holloway
Charlize Theron - Meredith Vickers

“I think I had to know what I was willing to die for.”
Milla Jovovich - Violet Song Jat Shariff

“- Wolf W. Wolf: What kind of work are we talking about?
- Nicky Flippers: You'd be under cover, on impossible missions, to far away places. There's a lot of stories out there that need a happy ending. I'm part of a secret organization that makes sure that happens.”
Patrick Warburton - Wolf W. Wolf
David Ogden Stiers - Nicky Flippers

“- Charlie Mortdecai: What is in it for me, as they say?
- Inspector Martland: Do it for Queen and country.
- Charlie Mortdecai: No! ... All right, Queen and country, travel and living expenses, reasonable overhead.
- Inspector Martland: Done!”

Johnny Depp - Mortdecai
Ewan Gordon McGregor - Martland

“You hired me from a newspaper ad, you think I come with a superpower?”
Jerrod Carmichael - Jimmy

“You want a safe job? Go ask the Czechs and the Poles and the Greeks. They were figuring on safejobs. They're lined up in front of guns digging each other's graves.”

Sam Levene - Abel "Chips" Abrams

“- Jim Trotter III: Ms. Vito, what is your current profession?
- Mona Lisa Vito: I'm an out-of-work hairdresser.
- Jim Trotter III: An out-of-work hairdresser. In what way does that qualify you as an expert in automobiles?
- Mona Lisa Vito: It doesn't.”
Lane Smith - Jim Trotter III
Marisa Tomei - Mona Lisa Vito

“- Jimmy: I provide best man services for guys who lack in such areas.
- Doug Harris: So, I'm not alone?
- Jimmy: Alone? No! I run a very profitable business because of guys like you! How many weddings were in the US last year?
- Doug Harris: 2.4 million!
- Jimmy: That means 2.4 million grooms! You think each and everyone of them has someone as...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin Hart - Jimmy Callahan
Josh Gad - Doug Harris

“- EmploymentManager: Can I be honest? No one's going to offer you an office job. There's too much competition. Why don't you fight? I read somewhere you're a very good fighter.
- Rocky Balboa: Yeah, well, was ya ever punched in the face 500 times a night? It stings after a while, ya know.”
Earl Montgomery - Employment Manager
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“Would people applaud me if I were a good plumber?”
Marlon Brando

“It sure beats working.”

Robert Mitchum

“Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb her hair was white as snow! And every which way that Mary went, the lamb was right behind her. It followed her to work one day, work one day, work one day. It followed her to work one day… and Mary lost her job!”
Joe Pantoliano - Norby

“- Kaulder: You wanna quit?
- Dolan Thirty-Seven: No. I want a raise!”
Vin Diesel - Kaulder
Elijah Wood - Dolan 37th

“- Ben: So that's what I was, huh? I was a guinea pig. Somebody you can test your theories on?
- Andie: Yeah, and I was just a girl somebody picked out in a bar.
- Ben: Yeah, you know what? Big deal. Hell, now you can even use it as a little twist in your story.
- Andie: That's a good idea. Maybe we should bet on it.
- Ben: You know what, you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“- B-Movie Actress: So what do you do for a living?
- Harry Lockhart: Uh, I'm retired. I invented dice when I was a kid. How about you do?”
Tanja Reichert - B-Movie Actress
Robert Downey Jr. - Harry Lockhart

“I’m gonna separate the room. I gotta go to work. Please, don’t kill each other while I’m gone.”

Jennifer Lawrence - Joy

“We have too many actors for the jobs available.”
Tony Randall