Job quotes

“- Cravely: You tell me to go fuck myself and I'm supposed to apologize. You break my window, I'm supposed to apologize?
- Gust Avrakotos: The Helsinki job was mine!
- Cravely: The Helsinki job was not yours. If it was yours, you'd be in Helsinki.”
John Slattery - Cravely
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Gust Avrakotos

“So you lost your job? I've lost twenty of them since graduation. Plus a wife and kid. And, in a new development this morning, a handful of hair in the shower drain.”
Rob Lowe - Billy Hicks

“- Neighborhood Resident: I’ve seeing you carrying all these books around, I figured you for some kind of teacher.
- Robert McCall: I’m a high level paid former assassin.”
Ralph Ayala - Neighborhood Resident
Denzel Washington - Robert McCall

“- Audrey Griswold: Uh, don't take this personally, Vicki; but being a farmer isn't too cool you know.
- Cousin Vicki: Oh, yeah? Well, how cool is this?
[reaches under her bed and pulls out a shoebox full of marijuana]”
Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold
Jane Krakowski - Cousin Vicki

“Being an actor's no different than being a rugby player or construction worker, save for the fact that my tools are the mechanisms which trigger human emotion.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Kirk Lazarus

"Wit" is not a requirement of the job. Brutality, yes. An ability to inflict pain, absolutely. A certain psychoticmoral ignorance, blind obedience, all required. But not wit.
Alessandro Gassmann - Gianni Chellini

“- Saul Silver: What's up with the suit?
- Dale Denton: Oh, I'm a process server, so I have to wear a suit.
- Saul Silver: Wow, you're a servant? Like a butler? A chauffeur?
- Dale Denton: No, no. What? No, I'm not like...
- Saul Silver: Shine shoes?
- Dale Denton: I'm a process server!”
James Franco - Saul Silver
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton

- Frieda Aglet: What does the name "Aglet" mean anyway?
- Braydon Aglet : Well a long time ago "Aglet' meant "he who puts those tiny little plastic things on shoelaces", you see a long time a go a man's name was his profession.
- Frieda Aglet: Oh so a man named Fred Carpenter would build houses and John Baker would make bread.
- Braydon Aglet :... (continue)(continue reading)
Dove Dellos - Frieda Aglet
Thom Sharp - Braydon Aglet
Benj Thall - Ned Aglet

“They fired him. He killed himself. They fired me. They fired men like flushing shit down a toilet. Well... this time the shit is fighting back.”
Jude Law - Robinson

“Believe me, the irony of being a blind art dealer isn't lost on me.”
Stephen Root - Jim Hudson

“I'm getting the job only because the ship is sinking. It's not a gift, it's revenge.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Winston Churchill

“We are all now officially international drug smugglers. Add it to the resume.”
Jason Sudeikis - David Clark

“There are 50,000 people walking around calling themselves actors and maybe 500 are making a living at it. Most of those do commercials to pay the rent. The rest wait tables, clean other people's apartments, living on welfare and hope.”
Jim Moody - Farrell

“- Harry Tuttle: Bloody paperwork. Huh!
- Sam Lowry: I suppose one has to expect a certain amount.
- Harry Tuttle: Why? I came into this game for the action, the excitement. Go anywhere, travel light, get in, get out, wherever there's trouble, a man alone. Now they got the whole country sectioned off, you can't make a move without a form.”
Robert De Niro - Harry Tuttle
Jonathan Pryce - Sam Lowry

“To a man, geisha can only be half a wife. We are the wives of nightfall.”
Shizuko Hoshi - Sayuri Narration

“Only thing you need to know is the job's real, and the money's real.”
Bruce Willis - Mr. Church

I ran casino. I've got to figure what I'm going to do next because I'm not a lottery winner. I tried "slinging crack rock" and I never had a jump shot, I've got to find a job.
Giovanni Ribisi - Seth Davis

“- Nubie: You always run the ball! Why can't I run the ball?
- Hanon: Because you're slow, and no one likes you.”
Matthew McCurley - Nubie
Troy Simmons - Hanon

“- Sherrie Christian: I'm a stripper at the Venus Club.
- Drew Boley: I'm in a boy band.
- Sherrie Christian: You win.”
Julianne Hough - Sherrie Christian
Diego Boneta - Drew Boley

“- Emily Walburn: Apparently he had a little accident.
- Maj. Benson Payne: Apparently he pissed all over the front of his pants.
- Emily Walburn: Well maybe that's because he's six.
- Maj. Benson Payne: Because he's six? Woman, when I was six years old I had a full time job.”
Karyn Parsons - Emily Walburn
Damon Wayans - Maj. Benson Payne

“- Andrea Phillips: I know this is what we do. This is our life. But it just seems like... the world is moving so fast... right now things are changing so much.
- Captain Richard Phillips: They sure are. I'll tell you something. It's not gonna be easy for our kids. They'll be going into a different world than the one you and I came into.”
Catherine Keener - Andrea Phillips
Tom Hanks - Captain Richard Phillips

“- Sean: What's your deal, what do you do?
- Nick: As little as possible.”

Kerr Smith - Sean
Brendan Fehr - Nick

“- Cliff: Jenny, prepare yourself for a shock: I'm the Rocketeer.
- Jenny: The Rocke-who?
- Cliff: For crying out loud, haven't you read the papers?
- Jenny: No, I've been working all day.”
Billy Campbell - Cliff
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Jenny

“- Captain Joseph J. Blocker: You have never seen the look of war. You have no idea.
- Jeremiah Wilks: No.
- Captain Joseph J. Blocker: No idea what it does to a man. I've killed savages; I've killed plenty of 'em - 'cause that's my fucking job.
- Jeremiah Wilks: And from what I hear, Captain, there was never a man happier in his work.”
Christian Bale - Capt. Joseph J. Blocker
Bill Camp - Jeremiah Wilks

“- Vanellope: You could stay. You could have your own castle, where you can wreck and stink as much as you want, and no one would ever treat you badly ever again.
- Ralph: Thanks. But I have a job to do. It may not be as fancy as being president but it's my duty, and it's a big duty!”
Sarah Silverman - Vanellope
John C. Reilly - Ralph