Killing quotes

“- Mr. Harvey Jenkins: After this party, I could never face my friends again if I were alive.
- Seymour Flint: Why would a man like you, with all these friends, want to get himself killed?”
William Duell - Mr. Harvey Jenkins
Nick Nolte - Seymour Flint

“- Watty Watts: I got two pieces of advice for you, small fry: Never believe a word anyone says... and never rob a store with a loaded gun. Never!
- Young Clerk: Yes, sir.
- Watty Watts: That way no one gets hurt.”

Gil Bellows - Watty Watts
Wiley Wiggins - Young Clerk

“- Sgt. Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Now how you gonna solve that one?
- Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's dick and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... porking his wife!
- Sgt. Aguado: Why, you..
- Ace: Come on! Now, kiss and make up.”

John Capodice - Sgt. Aguado
Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura

“Do you want a clean kill or do you want to send a message?”
Daniel Craig - James Bond

“- Terek Murad: The MVD killed my brother. For that, I will see they drown in blood. But to their allies in America, I wish to send a message - a very public message. I wish to strike fear into the marrow of their bones. Can you kill this person?
- The Jackal: Yes. If I take this job, I'll have to disappear. Forever. So if you want me to do this,...” (continue)(continue reading)

David Hayman - Terek Murad
Bruce Willis - The Jackal

“- Ted Pikul: I do feel the urge to kill someone here.
- Allegra Geller: Who?
- Ted Pikul: I need to kill our waiter.”
Jude Law - Ted Pikul
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Allegra Geller

“- Marlon: I've never killed anybody before.
- Harlan: Well, I've never killed anybody either. So what? How hard can it get? If he wakes up and sees us right now... all we do is read him his rights... and then kill him!”

Keanu Reeves - Marlon
William Hurt - Harlan

“- Charley Partanna: Do I ice her? Do I marry her? Which one of these?
- Maerose Prizzi: Marry her, Charley. Just because she's a thief and a hitter doesn't mean she's not a good woman in all the other departments. If she was some kind of fashion model, well it wouldn't last more than thirty days. But you and she is in the same line of business....” (continue)(continue reading)
Jack Nicholson - Charley Partanna
Anjelica Huston - Maerose Prizzi

“- Lazlo: Tell everyone that Lazlo Gogolak is back in town.
- Strabo: How are they gonna tell everyone when they're dead?”

Kevin Pollak - Lazlo
Frank Collison - Strabo

“- Hal Petersham: You had it... You had it... and you pissed it away... goddamit Dex... you had a talent... you had a talent that other people...
- Dexter Cornell: ... kill for?
- Hal Petersham: Yeah that's right kill for... isn't that what it's all about? Publish or perish?”

Daniel Stern - Hal Petersham
Dennis Quaid - Dexter Cornell

“If a friend of mine got killed and the only thing between the killer and me was Miranda you know what I would do? Huh? I'd fuck Miranda up the ass. But don't tell anybody, because it's a matter of confidentiality.”
Rubén Blades - Martinez

“You can only kill me once.”
Josh Hartnett - Slevin Kelevra

“- Carl: Do we have a plan? I mean, it doesn't have to be Wellington's at Waterloo, but some kind of plan would be nice.
- Van Helsing: We're going to go in there and stop Dracula.
- Anna Valerious: And kill anyone who gets in our way.
- Carl: Well, you let me know how that goes...”

David Wenham - Carl
Hugh Jackman - Abraham Van Helsing
Kate Beckinsale - Anna Valerious

“- Vincent Vega: Whoa!
- Jules Winnfield: What the fuck's happening, man? Ah, shit man!
- Vincent Vega: Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.
- Jules Winnfield: Why the fuck did you do that?!
- Vincent Vega: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!
- Jules Winnfield: Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time...”

John Travolta - Vincent Vega
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield

“- Edward Wilson: This seems to me to be a problem for the British. Why are we involved?
- John Russell, Jr.: The British are a particularly civilized people. They don't eat their own. They have somebody do it for them.”

Matt Damon - Edward Wilson
Gabriel Macht - John Russell, Jr.

“- Earl Crest: If it wasn't for Baby I'd have drowned you in that river.
- Junior: Well, for your information Earl I can swim!”
Joshua Carter Jackson - Earl Crest
DJ Qualls - Junior

“- Mark: Do you know what you did?
- Henry: Come on. We did it together.
- Mark: You could have killed people.
- Henry: With your help.
- Mark: I didn't know you were going to do that.
- Henry: I feel sorry for you, Mark. You just don't know how to have fun.”

Elijah Wood - Mark
Macaulay Culkin - Henry

“Come on. Just do it quietly so John doesn't hear me die. Otherwise, he is likely to get upset.”

Shawnee Smith - Amanda

“- Bert: I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels.
- Paul: Why would you wanna kill squirrels?
- Bert: 'cause they're gay... I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill 'em either way.”
James DeBello - Bert
Rider Strong - Paul

“- Paul Bland: Mary, I just killed a man.
- Mary Bland: He was a man. Now he's just a bag of garbage.”
Paul Bartel - Paul Bland
Mary Woronov - Mary Bland

“It's Luanne Leseur, the Black Widow. She kills all of her male accomplices. No one has ever been able to finger her.”
Stephen Tobolowsky - Agent Chuck Stupak

“- Jack Crow: Why don't you just kill me and get it over with?
- Cardinal Alba: Because you are needed, Jack. The ceremony is a re-enactment of the original exorcism. It requires the blood of a crusader and his crucifixion upon a burning cross. The climax of the ceremony must coincide with the first rays of the rising sun. Sorry, Jack.”
James Woods - Jack Crow
Maximilian Schell - Cardinal Alba

“- Jacob: This isn't happening.
- Evil Doctor: What is happening?
- Jacob: Get me out of here.
- Evil Doctor: There is no out of here. You've been killed, don't you remember?”
Tim Robbins - Jacob
Davidson Thomson - Evil Doctor

“- Cort: I'd like to kill them all for what they've done. But I won't. Killing people is wrong.
- Ellen: Some people deserve to die.”
Russell Crowe - Cort
Sharon Stone - Ellen

“- Steerpike: I did it. I admit it. I killed Flay. You know that, don't you? I killed your aunts, I burnt the library... It was me! I burnt your father's books. I drove him mad. He killed himself because of me. But I did it all for you...
- Lady Fuchsia: I hate you.
- Steerpike: I did it all so I could be in a place where you would see me.”
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers - Steerpike
Neve McIntosh - Lady Fuchsia