Women quotes

“If you're gonna marry one of these women, sometimes it's gonna hurt like hell. And all you can do is admit that you're wrong and know that she's always right.”
Bernie Mac - Percy Jones

“- Daniel Leeson: I certainly learned about women from you.
- Aunt Patsy: Here's your diploma.”

Ralph Bellamy - Daniel Leeson
Cecil Cunningham - Aunt Patsy

“- Emma Peel: I suppose Mother warned you about women like me.
- John Steed: Until now, I didn't know there were women like you.”
Uma Thurman - Dr. Emma Peel
Ralph Fiennes - John Steed

“Most women have a few barriers around their heart, but Eva has an electrified fence with rabid pit bulls.”
LL Cool J - Raymond 'Ray' Adams

“- Lt. Frank Drebin: She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.
- Ed Hocken: Frank, snap out of it! You're looking at her like she was your mother for Christ's sake!”

Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
George Kennedy - Ed Hocken

“Over the mysteries of female life there is drawn a veil best left undisturbed.”
Eric Stoltz - John Brooke

“Women like looking at a view. Men don't.”
Denholm Elliott - Mr Emerson, an English tourist

“You are a mature and vibrant woman, and don't you let anybody tell you anything different.”

Roseanne Barr - Ruth Patchett

“- Katharine Clifton: I'm impressed you can sew.
- Almásy: Good.
- Katharine Clifton: You sew very badly.
- Almásy: You don't sew at all.
- Katharine Clifton: A woman should never learn to sew, and if she can she shouldn't admit to it.”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Katharine Clifton
Ralph Fiennes - Almásy

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I like to wear women's clothes. Panties, brassieres, sweaters, pumps. It's just something I do. And I can't believe I'm telling you this, but I really like you, and I don't want it getting in the way down the road.
- Kathy O'Hara: Does this mean... you don't like sex with girls?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, I love sex with...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
Patricia Arquette - Kathy O'Hara

“A woman's compromised the day she's born.”
Paulette Goddard - Miriam Aarons

“- Patcha: There's two people in there looking for you.
- Kuzco: Who?
- Pacha: A big guy and a skinny old woman.
- Kuzco: Wait, was this woman scary beyond all reason?”
John Goodman - Patcha
David Spade - Kuzco

“- Steven Freeman: Duke! The part about being reborn through a Voorhees woman, does it have to be a living woman?
- Creighton Duke: No.
- Steven Freeman: Duke, that thing is in the basement with Jessica's dead mother!”
John D. LeMay - Steven Freeman
Steven Williams - Creighton Duke

“- Beulah: I been under the impression that you is a one-man woman.
- Tira: I am. One man at a time.”
Gertrude Howard - Beulah
Mae West - Tira

You know what my mother used to say about dirty girls? She said, "You can always smell it on girls who sell it".
Jennifer Tilly - Tiffany

“Olive, Richard is an idiot. I like a woman with meat on her bones.”

Alan Arkin - Grandpa Edwin Hoover

“- Dillon: Do you have any faith, sister?
- Ripley: Not much.
- Dillon: Well, we've got a lot of faith here. Enough even for you.
- Ripley: I thought women weren't allowed.
- Dillon: Well, we've never had any before. But we tolerate anybody. Even the intolerable.”
Charles S. Dutton - Dillon
Sigourney Weaver - Ripley

“There's no use arguing with her, the ladies are their own enforcers.”
Clive Owen - Dwight

“Woman defend themselves by attacking, just as they attack by sudden and strange surrenders.”
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers - Brian Slade

“I don't know. I can't figure women out. Today, they're... independent. They only think about themselves. Why, during sex, Vanessa, she used to scream out her own name!”
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon

“- Elliott James: You know what my problem is? The way they smell. The perfume of their skin. It's, it's so intoxicating. I told my wife I'd never even look at other women if only I could cut off my nose.
- Michael Burgess: What'd she say?
- Elliott James: She said I was aiming too high.”

Sir Michael Caine - Elliott James
Alan Alda - Michael Burgess

“Why are women so uptight? They've got half the money and all the pussy.”
Gary Busey - Dell

“She is a woman. They say one thing but mean another. No one can unlock their secrets.”

Eric Cantona - Monsieur de Foix

“- Anakin Skywalker: You are so... beautiful.
- Padmé: It's only because I'm so in love.
- Anakin Skywalker: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
- Padmé: So love has blinded you?
- Anakin Skywalker: That's not exactly what I meant.
- Padmé: But it's probably true.”
Hayden Christensen - Anakin Skywalker
Natalie Portman - Padmé

“You're not going to look like this forever, you know. Eventually you'll be older, and all of the men who foot your bill now will be buying drinks for women half your age and then what will you do? Well, you'd better think of something because middle-aged tramps aren't cute, they're pathetic.”

Toni Collette - Rose