Rules quotes

“- E.L.: Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what exactly constitutes cheating. Take your situation for example: it's not cheating. It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.
- Kyle: That makes no sense.
- E.L.: Hey, don't look at me Kyle, ok, I didn't make up the rules.”
Seann William Scott - E. L.
DJ Qualls - Kyle

“- Anton Chigurh: And you know what's going to happen now. You should admit your situation. There would be more dignity in it.
- Carson Wells: You go to hell.
- Anton Chigurh: Alright. Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?”
Javier Bardem - Anton Chigurh

“- 1st Lieutenant Steve Phelps: That's not the correct procedure...
- Captain Jerry Lawson: Screw the procedure, I want somebody on the goddamn phone before I kill 20 million people!”
Michael Madsen - Steve
John Spencer - Jerry

“You don't defeat an empire fighting by their rules. Once upon a time it was the Americans who were terrorists to the British. They're forgetting their history already.”
Saïd Taghmaoui - Omar

“Rule number one: Keep your eye on the wire and have feet like a monkey. Rule number two: It's always good to wear underwear when you're up this high, otherwise you could attract a sizable crowd. That brings us to rule number three. Rule number three... what's rule number three? I always forgetrule number three. Rule number one: eyes and feet,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Ed E. Carroll - The Thief

“Just runnin' reds and killin' peds.”
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Wilee

“- Private Ryan: Uh sir? Where am I to be during all this?
- Captain Miller: No more than two feet away from me. And that's not negotiable.”
Matt Damon - Private Ryan
Tom Hanks - Captain Miller

“I know what you always say: 'Everything by the book'. But what if this ain't in the book? Going by the book won't solve it.”

Angela Bassett - Det. Rita Veder

“- Kay: Arquillian battle rules, kid. First we get an ultimatum, then a warning shot, then we have a galactic standard week to respond.
- Jay: A galactic standard week? How the hell long is that?
- Kay: One hour.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
Will Smith - Jay

“It's kind of fun, isn't it? Breaking the rules.”

Emma Watson - Hermione Granger

“- Rose Zsigmond: I don't suppose your father gave you permission to pierce your ears?
- Vada Sultenfuss: Not exactly.
- Rose Zsigmond: Well, just don't shave your legs. Your father will never let you visit us again if I send you back hairless and full of holes.”
Christine Ebersole - Rose Zsigmond
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss

- Mathilda: Do you "clean" anyone?
- Léon: No women, no kids, that's the rules.
Natalie Portman - Mathilda
Jean Reno - Leon

Since there's a water scarcity on the island, we kind of abide by the “if it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down” policy.

Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker

“That's the second rule of police work. If you want to keep a secret, don't tell the boss.”
Sir Sean Connery - Jim Malone

“There isn't any rule that says I can't come over here and fart on your entree.”
Dennis Farina - Henry Desalvo

“- Sid: You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.
- Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?
- Sid: Kelly McGillis, she's...” (continue)(continue reading)

Quentin Tarantino - Sid
Todd Field - Duane

“Rule number one: In my van, it's Rush. All Rush, all the time. No exceptions. Rule number two: Nobody touch the red button. And I mean never touch the red button. Most importantly, rule number three: There's no jerking it in my van!”
Dan Fogler - Hutch

“- Gabby: Slumber house rules?
- Julie: Oh for the love of carbs do we have to?”
Jane Lynch - Gabby
Alexa PenaVega - Julie

“Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.”
Norman Reedus - Murphy MacManus

“- Flight Attendant: Sir, we have a policy on this airline that if a bag is this large we take...
- Greg Focker: Okay you know what, take your scrubby little paws off my bag, okay? It's not like I have a bomb in here. It's not like I wanna blow up the plane. I just want to store my bag according to your safety regulations.
- Flight Attendant: Sir...” (continue)(continue reading)

Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

“You took a bullet for the President of the United States. And in the 25 years since, you haven't even made shift supervisor on a presidential detail, and that I know you wanted. But they don't put guys who bend the rules, not even a little bit, in charge of P.P.D.”
Kiefer Sutherland - David Breckinridge

“- Optimus Prime: You know we don't harm humans! What is with you?
- Ironhide: I'm just saying we could. It's an option.”
Peter Cullen - Optimus Prime
Jess Harnell - Ironhide

“He's turning this park into a boot camp, with me getting the boot.”
Daws Butler - Yogi Bear

“Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club!”
Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden

“Rules are rules. Am I supposed to change them because you sitting across there screaming?”
James Pickens Jr. - Supervisor