Keanu Reeves movie quotes

“- John Constantine: I'm a suicide, Angela. When I die, the rules say I've got just one place to go...
- Angela Dodson: You're trying to buy your way into heaven.
- John Constantine: What would you do if you were sentenced to a prison where half the inmates were put there by you?”

Keanu Reeves - John Constantine
Rachel Weisz - Angela Dodson

“When you wake up, wipe the slugs off your face. Be ready for a new day!”

Keanu Reeves - Scott Favor

“- Jimmy McGinty: You know what seperates the winners from the losers?
- Shane Falco: The score.
- Jimmy McGinty: No, getting back on the horse after getting kicked in the teeth.”
Gene Hackman - Jimmy McGinty
Keanu Reeves - Shane Falco

“- Tom Ludlow: You married, Diskant?
- Detective Paul Diskant: Engaged. And I'd like to see her again.”

Keanu Reeves - Tom Ludlow
Chris Evans - Detective Paul Diskant

“Is that legal... having sex with a kangaroo?”
Keanu Reeves - Marlon

“- Bill: It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269.
- Ted: Please welcome, the very excellent barbarian...
- Ted, Bill: ...Mr. Genghis Khan!
- Ted: This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.”

Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan

“- Vicomte de Valmont: Be careful of the Marquise de Merteuil.
- Chevalier Danceny: You must permit me to treat with skepticism anything you have to say about her.
- Vicomte de Valmont: Nevertheless, I must tell you in this affair, we are both her creatures, as I believe her letters to me will prove. When you have read them, you may decide to...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Malkovich - Vicomte de Valmont
Keanu Reeves - Chevalier Danceny

“- Neo: We control these machines; they don't control us.
- Councillor Harmann: Of course not. How could they? The idea is pure nonsense. It does make one wonder: what is control?
- Neo: If we wanted, we could shut these machines down.
- Councillor Harmann: That's it. You hit it. That's control, isn't it?”
Keanu Reeves - Neo
Anthony Zerbe - Councillor Hamann

“- Tom Ludlow: You were my best friend.
- Captain Jack Wander: You were family.”
Keanu Reeves - Tom Ludlow
Forest Whitaker - Captain Jack Wander

“- Johnny Utah: Bodhi, this is your fucking wake-up call man. I am an F.B.I. Agent!
- Bodhi: Yeah, I know man. Ain't it wild? That's what makes it so interesting. You can do what you want, and make up your own rules. Why be a servant to the law, when you can be its master?
- Grommet: Fuckin' a!”
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah
Patrick Swayze - Bodhi
Bojesse Christopher - Grommet

“I'm guilty of cheating on my wife, of being a bad husband, a bad Christian. But I ain't guilty of killing Jessica. I swear to God.”
Keanu Reeves - Donnie Barksdale

“Tomorrow we’ll get naked and tonight we'll wear our pj’s.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss

“- Trinity: Six hours ago, I was ready to give my life for you. Do you know what has changed in the last six hours?
- Neo: No.
- Trinity: Nothing.”
Carrie-Anne Moss - Trinity
Keanu Reeves - Neo

“I can carry nearly eighty gigs of data in my head.”
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Mnemonic

“- Bill: If I die, you can have my Megadeth collection.
- Ted: But, dude, we're already dead.
- Bill: Oh. Well then they're yours, dude.”
Alex Winter - Bill
Keanu Reeves - Ted

“She's like the air to me.”

Keanu Reeves - Paul Sutton

- Neo: You believe in karma?
- Rama-Kandra: Karma's a word. Like "love". A way of saying 'what I am here to do'. I do not resent my karma. I'm grateful for it. Grateful for my wonderful wife, for my beautiful daughter. They are gifts. And so I do what I must do to honour them.
Keanu Reeves - Neo
Bernard White - Rama-Kandra

“- Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?
- Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly.”
Keanu Reeves - Neo
Marc Aden Gray - Choi

“- Ted: I can't believe Missy divorced your Dad, and married mine.
- Bill: Shut up, Ted.”
Keanu Reeves - Ted
Alex Winter - Bill

“Welcome to my life.”

Keanu Reeves - John Constantine

“- Jack Travern: We have an injured man here. The driver's been shot.
- Howard Payne: Jack, tell me that you haven't been shooting the passengers. I thought it was customary for a police officer to shoot the bad guys.”
Keanu Reeves - Jack Traven
Dennis Hopper - Howard Payne

“- Nelson Moss: What are you doing?
- Sara Deever: Taking your shirt off.
- Nelson Moss: Why?
- Sara: So you can clean up.
- Nelson Moss: Why?
- Sara Deever: Because you smell like puppy pee.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss
Charlize Theron - Sara Deever

“- Harry Sanborn: I've never seen a woman that age naked before.
- Julian Mercer: You're kidding.
- Harry Sanborn: We're not all doctors.”

Jack Nicholson - Harry Sanborn
Keanu Reeves - Julian Mercer

“- Yasodhara: Your father loves you very much. He has given us everything we could want. There is no need to go anywhere else when you have such beauty around you.
- Siddhartha: It is true. We have everything, and everything is perfect. So what is this feeling I have? If the world is so beautiful, why have I never seen it? I've not even seen my...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rajeshwari Sachdev - Yasodhara
Keanu Reeves - Siddhartha

“- Johnny Mnemonic: You can't shoot me.
- Takahashi: Not in the head.”

Keanu Reeves - Johnny Mnemonic
Takeshi Kitano - Takahashi