Robin Williams movie quotes

Robin Williams movie quotes, phrases and lines
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Robin Williams quotes
  • TV puts everybody in those boxes, side-by-side. On one side, there's this certifiable lunatic who says the Holocaust never happened. And next to him is this noted, honored historian who knows all about the Holocaust. And now, there they sit, side-by-side, they look like equals! Everything they say seems to be credible. And so, as it goes on,...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Robin Williams - Eddie Langston
  • Oh, to be free! Not to have to go "Poof! What do you need?", "Poof! What do you need?", "Poof! What do you need?" to be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world!
    Robin Williams - The Genie
    [Tag:freedom, slavery]
  • “A woman is said to be worth her weight in hens. And a man's wealth is measured by the size of his cock.”
    Robin Williams - Armand Goldman
    [Tag:men, women, worth]
  • “Your Mercedes, dear, you own that big expensive car out there? Oh, dear. Well, they say a man who has to buy a big car like that is trying to compensate for smaller genitals.”
    Robin Williams - Mrs. Doubtfire
    [Tag:cars, meaning]
  • “- Genie: Al, you won!
    - Aladdin: Because of you! The only reason anyone thinks I'm worth anything is because of you! What if they find out I'm not really a prince? What if Jasmine finds out? I'd lose her. Genie, I can't keep this up on my own! I... I can't wish you free.”

    Robin Williams - The Genie
    Scott Weinger - Aladdin
  • “- Agador: My father was the shaman of his tribe and my mother was the high priestess.
    - Armand Goldman: So why the hell did they move to New Jersey?
    - Agador: I don't know, they're so stupid.”

    Hank Azaria - Agador
    Robin Williams - Armand Goldman
  • In the words of Mahatma Gumby, "we are toys of tolerance, but there's only so much that a toy can tolerate".
    Robin Williams - Leslie Zevo
    [Tag:tolerance, toys]
  • “- Sarah Whittle: You disappeared, and a bunch of bats surrounded me and chased me down the street. I was afraid. I'm sorry, Alan. No one believed me. I was all alone.
    - Alan Parrish: So was I. For 26 years, Sarah.”

    Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
    Robin Williams - Alan Parrish
  • “- Dr. Sara Jean Reynolds: Philip, are you hurt?
    - Professor Philip Brainard: Just my pride.”

    Marcia Gay Harden - Dr. Sara Jean Reynolds
    Robin Williams - Professor Philip Brainard
    [Tag:pain, pride]
  • “Some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them.”
    Robin Williams - Teddy Roosvelt
  • “- Sean Maguire: Do you have a soul mate?
    - Will Hunting: Define that.
    - Sean Maguire: Somebody who challenges you.
    - Will Hunting: I have Chuckie.
    - Sean Maguire: You know Chuck, he's family. He'd lie down in fucking traffic for you. No, I'm talking about someone who opens up things for you, touches your soul.
    - Will Hunting: I got… I got...
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    Robin Williams - Sean Maguire
    Matt Damon - Will Hunting
  • “- Donald: This will be like skiing, except for the booby traps.
    - Doreen: I don't believe in surviving. I believe in living.”

    Robin Williams - Donald Quinelle
    Annie McEnroe - Doreen
    [Tag:living, survival]
  • “- Lina: Tonight is Shabbat.
    - Jakob: Great. We'll fast like every other night.”

    Hannah Taylor Gordon - Lina
    Robin Williams - Jakob
    [Tag:eating, festivity]
  • “What could they want? Your nuts?”

    Robin Williams - Patch Adams
    [Tag:animals, fear]
  • “Don't worry. I've done this before. Once.”
    Robin Williams - Alan Parrish
  • “Why would security guards pad down an 85-year-old lady with a walker? If she's a terrorist... well, then the ball game's over, folks.”
    Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs
  • If you have GPS, be very careful. I bought a Mercedes recently with talking GPS. I opened the door and my car went, "Are you Jewish?".
    Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs
  • “I! Will! Not! Let! You! Destroy! Dad's! Dream!”

    Robin Williams - Leslie Zevo
  • “- Tinkerbell: Well, whoever you are it's still you, 'cause only one person has that smell.
    - Peter Banning: Smell?
    - Tinkerbell: The smell of someone who has ridden the back of the wind, Peter. The smell of a hundred fun summers, with sleeping in trees and adventures with Indians and Pirates. Oh remember, Peter? The world was ours. We could do...” (continue)
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    Julia Roberts - Tinkerbell
    Robin Williams - Peter Banning
  • “Why vote for Congressmen or Senators? Why don't we just pick those guys the same way we pick a jury? At least we'll get a much more interesting cross-section.”
    Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs
  • “The government said recently that we're cutting back spending, yet NASA blew $28 million to develop a fountain pen that writes upside down in zero gravity. The Russians solved the same problem with a 5-cent pencil... and after two cases of vodka, it's still writing.”
    Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs
  • From the animation: Robots
    “- Mailbox: That's from my sister!
    - Fender: I recognize the handwriting.”

    Al Roker - Mailbox
    Robin Williams - Fender
  • “- Popeye: I'm your one and only exspring. See, we got the same bulgy arms.
    - Poopdeck Pappy: No resemblance.
    - Popeye: We-we got the same squinky eye.
    - Poopdeck Pappy: What squinky eye?
    - Popeye: That's going to be hard for you to see. Oh, we even got the same pipe, Pap.
    - Poopdeck Pappy: You idiot, you can't inherit a pipe! Ooh, I am poppa to...” (continue)
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    Robin Williams - Popeye
    Ray Walston - Poopdeck Pappy
    [Tag:father, son]
  • “Now we all have a great need for acceptance, but you must trust that your beliefs are unique, your own, even though others may think them odd or unpopular.”
    Robin Williams - John Keating
  • - Adrian Cronauer: [impersonating an Intelligence Officer] We've realized that we're having a very difficult time finding the enemy. It isn't easy to find a Vietnamese man named "Charlie”. They're all named Nguyen, or Tran, or...
    - Adrian Cronauer: [as himself] Well, how are you going about it?
    - Adrian Cronauer: [as Intel Officer] Well, we walk... (continue)
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    Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer